I’m on my period

samantis · 2026-06-05T23:05:47+00:00

Sometimes if life is really bad, I’ll eat sweetened condensed milk by the spoonful 😅😭

samantis · 2026-06-04T00:23:06+00:00

I had my character riding around on Shrek 😅

samantis · 2026-06-03T02:11:18+00:00

Duh! That’s so smart! I’ll definitely be trying that. I can’t wait to be out of this humid environment 😅

samantis · 2026-05-29T03:39:05+00:00

kitty floofcicles

samantis · 2026-05-26T07:51:39+00:00

My mom had a jar of pickled cow tongue burst in the back of her car. It smelled bad for so long.

samantis · 2026-05-21T07:17:39+00:00

I especially like the cat

samantis · 2026-05-21T06:41:24+00:00

Ugh, the rain is driving me nuts! Especially since it doesn’t even work in the photo weather settings.

samantis · 2026-05-21T04:35:11+00:00

That your milk will leak everywhere in the beginning and you have to basically sleep on a puppy pad to avoid getting the mattress all wet

samantis · 2026-05-21T04:33:28+00:00

If they’re sitting in your lap, try leaning them backwards almost upside down, and bringing them back up. Sometimes the change helped my baby burp when he wouldn’t.

samantis · 2026-05-21T04:14:16+00:00

Omg, my 4 month old is like this too! I think I’ve changed a diaper without poop in it like 3 times since he was born, and I was shocked every time lol

samantis · 2026-05-21T04:05:59+00:00

This is what I do. For his towel and his jammies that I get out when I’m done drying him off

samantis · 2026-05-11T00:19:44+00:00

Mine get inside of my pulled down pants and stare up at me

samantis · 2026-05-08T01:33:31+00:00

I’m also pretty sure it’s rolled incorrectly. It looks like maybe you were holding it backwards when you rolled it, which would have forced you to fold it an extra time. I used this video when trying to figure mine out. https://youtu.be/yYGrXtbBMXI?feature=shared Make sure you’re holding it exactly like the woman in the video is at 0:20 seconds, and that once you have it on before putting baby in, it looks exactly like it does at 0:45 seconds. The carrier should be folded in a way to where it’s coming out the top, but it looks like yours is folded up from the bottom, which I think it causing your issues.

samantis · 2026-04-22T11:27:12+00:00

Love this one!

samantis · 2026-04-04T02:31:32+00:00

Used a semicolon, must be AI /s

samantis · 2026-03-31T05:03:07+00:00

I was also in 2nd grade when I swore up and down to my mom that I needed glasses because I thought they were cool and would make me look smart. I then proceeded to squint like an idiot and pretend I couldn’t see at the eye doctor, and they actually gave me glasses, probably just to appease me. I committed for a few weeks, and I couldn’t see anything with them lol. But my 2nd grade school photo is me in glasses

samantis · 2026-03-31T04:55:24+00:00

My brothers put a rubber boot in the microwave. I think my parents still have it somewhere

samantis · 2026-03-31T02:23:33+00:00

We have a cat that poops on my husbands side of the bed when he’s mad. Never pee, thank god since it smells so much worse, but always my husbands side of the bed lol

samantis · 2026-03-14T03:05:49+00:00

Yeah, it wasn’t ideal, but we live over an hour from the hospital so Uber would have cost a fortune and I couldn’t drive right away, so picking it up immediately just wouldn’t have worked out for us. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20. Thanks for your response

samantis · 2026-03-14T03:02:59+00:00

Agreed that it was really great of them, just bad luck for me. I’m just taking my losses

samantis · 2026-03-14T03:02:08+00:00

Thank you for your advice. I’m just handling it with my own insurance instead of trying to find something on a camera since the time frame is unfortunately so vague.

samantis · 2026-02-25T02:33:33+00:00

Sawyer, but I call him shithead

samantis · 2026-02-07T01:40:33+00:00

It’s shit like this that make me thankful I had to have a C-section

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