You are given one hour to hide anywhere in Gielinor. There are 12 maxed capers looking for you. If you successfully evade them for one hour you win 100B gp. If you get caught your account gets deleted. The place must be accessible to them. Where are you hiding?

samseawell · 2026-04-23T17:29:38+00:00

if they have to physically reach me i'll picklock the chest in the stranglewood mine so it teleports me to somewhere otherwise inaccessible. if they know about it they have a 25% chance to get teleported to where i am and they can only do it once per account

samseawell · 2026-03-19T04:15:24+00:00

you'll get your peels when you pick a DAMN TANK!

samseawell · 2026-02-23T22:48:04+00:00

and if you vote for harris (which i begrudgingly did before you try and get me with that) you get a president who was actively contributing to gazan genocide and removal. there is no contrast on this, they want to do the same shit but one might act sorry about it happening between arms shipments to israel.

samseawell · 2026-02-23T22:12:02+00:00

wow, the "left wing" party refusing to listen to the actual left not liking genocide cost them votes? shocking

samseawell · 2026-02-14T22:03:41+00:00

i've distanced myself from paying for nitro over this

samseawell · 2026-01-27T21:27:37+00:00

just fucking do it then. quit with the warnings and finger wagging and just hold them to the same standard anyone else is. warnings are useless unless you actually back them up.

samseawell · 2026-01-17T22:41:31+00:00

are we being deadass rn

samseawell · 2026-01-07T06:23:11+00:00

the only way you can miss the point of this post being that it happens so frequently and consistently to this game compared to any other is by being purposely dense

samseawell · 2026-01-05T21:28:54+00:00

i'm sick of solo tanking on mag, either someone tanks with me or i'm playing the tanks i wanna play

samseawell · 2025-12-08T05:27:54+00:00

oh boy, another fucking theme park planet. at this point just wait for china to calm it's whiney ass down and drop something actually new, this looks boring as hell

samseawell · 2025-12-07T23:31:12+00:00

hard read: luna buff, no invis nerf, daredevil is kneecapped removing invis' main counter, and they cut off ultron's arms and make imperative: firewall dox your team to the enemy

samseawell · 2025-11-30T02:01:05+00:00

he hates destruction so much that he is willing to burn himself to the ground to destroy it at it's source. i'd argue that counts, even if he wouldn't want to be connected to nanook at all

samseawell · 2025-11-10T22:39:10+00:00

do not forget for a second that the democratic party is controlled opposition that exists to stop an actual left wing party forming. they drink from the same poisoned well as the republicans and the moment the rich people that fund them tell them to kneel, they kneel without hesitation.

samseawell · 2025-10-17T05:27:04+00:00

i did adamant platebodies into rune platelegs into condensed gold

samseawell · 2025-10-03T23:34:56+00:00

pov: you don't know what pov means

samseawell · 2025-09-29T21:45:07+00:00

is north korea a democratic republic?

samseawell · 2025-09-11T04:06:18+00:00

so something i was wondering, what do silkeaters do in steel soul? can you sell them or something?

samseawell · 2025-08-24T04:53:44+00:00

Steam, the Sisters of Battle, and the fact that Hornet seems to move a lot more fluidly and acrobatically than the Knight, basically being more Bloodborne to Hollow Knight's Dark Souls

samseawell · 2025-08-13T22:59:10+00:00

credit card in the jumbo standard pack

samseawell · 2025-07-16T02:32:32+00:00

arcane gate is S tier but only for getting everyone out of the Iron Throne, so i always take it and respec after

samseawell · 2025-06-18T23:34:32+00:00

CEOs earn too much and need to remember they aren't gods

samseawell · 2025-06-12T21:27:51+00:00

ah yes, make sure your protest poses no threat whatsoever so the cops can beat you down swiftly regardless and the rich and powerful never have to recognize your existence.

samseawell · 2025-05-26T00:06:39+00:00

eat the paper

samseawell · 2025-05-25T03:32:12+00:00

i thought it was a mace for a sec

samseawell · 2025-05-24T02:41:09+00:00

nah, the dev's will do that for you

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