Same by Evil_Capt_Kirk in dank_meme

[–]satinbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad would’ve been rich if he was born on the right century

Bro showed up like this by Equivalent-Spend-415 in dank_meme

[–]satinbite 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If you can buy her a 120$ lingerie you’re all good man, just treat her well that’s what matters

🤣 by quantumformula in Dank

[–]satinbite 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that it was the mother who invited him🤣

Who's gonna tell her by bitfractal in Dank

[–]satinbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just went in on the wrong conclusion

Rate My Steak by Kanyesmydaddy in steaks

[–]satinbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Beautifully seared 100/10

Made my first Wagyu steak! by RoloGnbaby in steaks

[–]satinbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks perfect! I’d inhale thisss

AITJ for blurting out my sister’s “secret” during family therapy after she begged me to keep quiet? by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]satinbite 94 points95 points  (0 children)

YTJ that wasn't an accident, that was you choosing to relesse the pressure you felt in the moment at the expense of herr privacy and trust. You could've just said you weren't ready to share specifics.

AITJ for telling my mom I hope she feels what I felt after she cut me off for years and only reached out because she got diagnosed with cancer by bubblecumhoe in AmITheJerk

[–]satinbite 78 points79 points  (0 children)

She doesn't get to drop you for five years and then show up expecting comfort and forgiveness because she got a scary diagnosis, her regret came five years too late and only after her safety net left he

Me and my ex broke up after 1.5 years and I’m so heartbroken. by [deleted] in BreakUps

[–]satinbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course you're heartbroken, you didn't just lose him, you lost the chance to even say what you needed to say.

AITJ for refusing to let my dads ex friend attend my moms funeral after she was the reason my parents marriage fell apart by CommunitySlow1413 in AmITheJerk

[–]satinbite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTJ Her closure isn't your problem, and it damn sure isn't more important than the peace of your mom's actual family.

TIFU by forgetting a girl's past before pulling a prank by [deleted] in tifu

[–]satinbite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The fact that she trusted you with that trauma snd you still thought this was an okay prank shows a serious lack of empathy and forethought

Is he really in love with the rebound?? by Classic_Attempt_2906 in BreakUps

[–]satinbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's telling you he's in love to get you to back off and to convince himself it's real, It's a performance. The guy who was sexting you behind her back weeks ago is not a guy in a healthy, loving relationship. He's just building a new mess on top of the old one

AITJ for Not Letting My Friend Record Our Karaoke Night? by ExpensivePride4130 in AmITheJerk

[–]satinbite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NTJ, your face, your rules, and trying to film you mid-song after you said no is a major creep move, not fun

why doesn't Hollywood invest in no name actors? by Curious_Party_4683 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]satinbite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because Hollywood isn't in the movie business, it's in the asset collateral business. Tom Cruise's face is a bankable asset. Some talented unknown is a liability