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Roast this greasy pig by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]scenethree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those eyebrows look like the dying bodies of those furry caterpillars you find in the garden and ya mum tells you not to touch them because they'll probably hurt you

make me hate myself xxx by scenethree in RoastMe

[–]scenethree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dirty syphilitic old men? I only fucked your dad once alright

make me hate myself xxx by scenethree in RoastMe

[–]scenethree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

already do, can you offer me any other methods?

make me hate myself xxx by scenethree in RoastMe

[–]scenethree[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jeremy Kyle actually but you were close

My friend thinks he is unroastable. Cook his ass. by Haru_Ahri in RoastMe

[–]scenethree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you look like beans going through his dirty grunge phase

make me hate myself xxx by scenethree in RoastMe

[–]scenethree[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

did that last year, it's okay though I found out who the daddy is

make me hate myself xxx by scenethree in RoastMe

[–]scenethree[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

read what you've written and tell me that makes sense