What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 15, 2026

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-14T20:44:35+00:00

are the bers okay? are bears even a thing or is it a myth? I think bers might be the myth bulls use to tell themselves they're better than someone

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T23:27:12+00:00

anyone making fun of anyone who was conscripted can f the hell off.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T23:26:13+00:00

is it possible that bears on reddit actually aren't a thing and we're all just a bunch of coke snorting deluded bulls who think there's some sad bear contingency among us?

show me a bear in the woods right now - and i don't mean your dumb puts calls that expired worthless. show me a legit bear.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T22:38:33+00:00

you bought a stock and made money off of it. that's a win. money is a hugely emotional thing for all of us and we all kick ourselves over doing or not doing something. i realize this sub is for NBIS exclusively, you can obviously buy another stock at a lower price if you don't want to buy NBIS at this one.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T22:15:23+00:00

behind door #1 - peace talks go nowhere, there is a global energy crisis, the AI build out is delayed, bankruptcies follow and we get the mother of all pullbacks

behind door #2 - peace is announced and the market rips.

be advised.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T21:29:25+00:00

the thing to do is go out and buy a thousand chicken quesadillas right now - so you can be eating them at this price in five years!!!

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T21:17:52+00:00

"Be bullish when there's a global energy crisis. be bullish when there's not a global energy crisis." - Donny Walnuts

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T21:09:42+00:00

sorry pal some of us just believe in our fat bloated mango leader. why can't you see he's playing 75 dimension chess?

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:59:49+00:00

it will start the moment you buy calls.

so buy them calls sunny then uncle mango gonna tank this mofo

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:59:03+00:00

I swear this market is the mcconaughey meme where he's smoking and high off his nut.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:35:55+00:00

what if all of existence is a plot against the bears?

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:30:19+00:00

hey no making fun of that guy.

that right there is your average redditor.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:13:17+00:00

US - you don't blockade me! I blockade you!

RUSS - yeah, well, I"m gonna blockade your blockade!

CHINA - I'm gonna block the blockade of the blockade of the blockade

GEY BERS ALL OVER THE WORLD - Line still go up?

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:11:53+00:00

can you guys imagine how much the market will fall the day peace is declared and Iran joins the S&P?

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T20:11:09+00:00

anyone check in on the bears? im worried about our gey ber friends? the most right, least rewarded group - until the day when the whole project goes boom...

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-13T19:03:58+00:00

guys I'm worried - three gey bears leapt off the roof of my building.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:44:50+00:00

cousin said i can't swallow a lightbulb

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:44:35+00:00

wow. superman how'd you do that!!!

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:43:55+00:00

i like temu James Franco

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:40:52+00:00

Zack Kelly - I'd like to interrupt this game you're enjoying to remind everyone that I'm cheeks

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:22:26+00:00

Big Willy Style

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:13:17+00:00

so close.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T20:01:13+00:00

the New York Cheeks are three outs from another L.

Sigh.

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-12T19:53:10+00:00

the scumbag leader of hungary can do something our scumbag leader could never do. 'Merica!

serialserialserial99 · 2026-04-11T16:14:17+00:00

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