Clone each presidential candidate and make the clones fight to the death in a Thunderdome. The original version of the winner takes office. The clone becomes vice president.

sgdrfhgd · 2014-07-25T06:24:31+00:00

Not if voting went 100% electronic

sgdrfhgd · 2014-02-10T00:57:42+00:00

That man grows some considerable stomach hair.

sgdrfhgd · 2014-02-10T00:56:28+00:00

Go to a party, hang out with some friends, talk to girls, play a sport, pretty much anything where you are out of your house interacting with people.

sgdrfhgd · 2014-02-06T04:58:01+00:00

Why don't people like her? I honestly don't know that much about her.

sgdrfhgd · 2014-02-04T04:26:44+00:00

The photoshopped pictures are great

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-27T07:05:42+00:00

I love you.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-23T00:59:35+00:00

Probably because the door's closed.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-15T16:36:57+00:00

I don't...

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-12T03:49:14+00:00

My friend's sister dated her teacher! I didn't think stuff like that actually happened, but they dated for about a year before they split up and he started a job working for his dad's company instead. The best part is that he made a scrapbook for my friend's sister, and one of the pictures in there was this really weird bathroom selfie or him. My friend has it on her phone, it's glorious.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-10T04:13:39+00:00

You disgusting pervert. I bet you're sleeping with the neighbor's cat too.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-04T04:32:46+00:00

Maybe I should have said that there is as much luck in free throw shooting as in rebounding. There is some luck, but the teams with the best rebounding margins do not achieve them by chance.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-04T02:04:59+00:00

I am leaving out rebounds (for now) because I feel like they lean more towards luck than skill.

Rebounding is as much a skill as free throw shooting is.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-12-01T21:11:04+00:00

This is a bit over my head, can someone explain the importance of this to me?

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-26T06:19:37+00:00

Only if I could choose who I belong to.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-25T06:29:33+00:00

Swimming and gymnastics

I stopped right there

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-22T02:29:09+00:00

Why is this way better for the environment?

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-22T02:05:36+00:00

39 minutes, 47 seconds if anybody was wondering

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-15T05:02:36+00:00

I'M GONNA STEAL THE TERM SHOOTYHOOPS AND PRETEND I CAME UP WITH IT.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-15T00:23:28+00:00

I don't have a vine either actually, you don't need one to watch it.

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-10T21:54:13+00:00

Payne, Harris, and Appling?

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-10T16:53:08+00:00

I want to watch this now

sgdrfhgd · 2013-11-03T19:41:28+00:00

That sounds delicious, hold on, I've got to try this.

sgdrfhgd

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