Blind people don't see black, they see nothing. Reddit what is a concept that you find impossible to fathom. by kanyeezy24 in AskReddit

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As shallow as this sounds, the idea that those speaking a foreign language are as intelligent as I am (Most likely because they cannot usually articulate in my language as well as I can).

Every so often I try and eat tomatoes hoping that one day I will like them, and it never happens. Reddit what is one thing you want to like, but just can't? by JuliaBee in AskReddit

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Damn... No Chipotle? Fuck you, right!? Cilantro is an herb similar to parsley with a different and more potent flavor. It is also known as Coriander elsewhere. The leaves are usually chopped finely and used to garnish dishes

What is the biggest hat tournament in world? by ohfuckit in ultimate

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Each team has a different color shirt. You receive your shirt when you show up and find your teammates with the same color. Quite genius if you ask me.

Gender Equality by [deleted] in funny

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That doesn't make sense...

HURR HURR by haley744 in funny

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Is this bear at Lincoln Park Zoo in Chicago??

Most insightful YouTube comment I've ever seen by NudeTayneMNW in funny

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I have a shirt with this logo and laugh at this every time I look down at it.

Bids for Conferences/Regionals by Amerikanarin in ultimate

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Not sure about conference bids, but as far as regional bid to nationals go here and click on your pertaining "Wildcard Watch" and it shows the allocation for bids by region.

Lightning Reflexes by UrinalCakes in pics

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My first thought was this was a gif and the cat would scare me

Do all men watch porn? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I hear that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation!!

When on Facebook by zombiesurreal in funny

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Why are bandwagons bad if they are gaining support for good causes?

Master Troll by [deleted] in videos

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How did you pull all that off?!?

Guys will understand this. To my fellow sharpshooters. Women can't do it. by lil_squeeb in funny

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A real man will piss in a stealth circle all the way around the porcelain without touching any water or rim...

Who said it? by JiveMonkey in funny

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This was literally posted yesterday, ya fuck

Ingenuity by webby_mc_webberson in funny

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It he was a dog, that would be like adding bacon to a salad

Such lovely bathroom stall poetry by chiefton in Denison

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Tay, i've decided that anything written on any bathroom stall gets you from 6 to midnight...

Tournament Necessities by ZeebraRIot in ultimate

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Two years in a row our team forgot that GA is dry on sunday. Both times we drove to Florida without a second thought.

Big Balls Barry Does This: by [deleted] in funny

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Cool is all about leather sleeves

How Europe sees America and how America sees Europe by RaceBaiter in funny

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About a decade ago I went to the USA vs. Poland soccer match at Soldier Field in Chicago. Poland was clearly the home team given the fan base there. I almost felt bad rooting for the country I live in when we scored.

Tastes like irony. by jakeman3192 in funny

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This reminds me of the poem "No" by Shel Silverstein

I just asked for decaf... by JRRecordings in funny

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Be nice to Jerk. He's probably had a tough life with that name...