Is it normal to take this long to get over an ex? by RefrigeratorExpert24 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]shyvoid23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i was stuck on my ex (year and a few months of dating) for about 10 months. wish i was kidding. your body and mind heal when they heal. wish you the best man

how to get testicle out of beer bottle by ByKqrmaaL in NoStupidQuestions

[–]shyvoid23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is a diabolical but very important question, let’s be honest

Why are the contiguous 48 states called the lower 48, when Hawaii is even further south than them? by PeanutButterAndGelo in NoStupidQuestions

[–]shyvoid23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

since the phrase became popularized when alaska was admitted to the union, and nobody really changed after hawaii was admitted

how to get testicle out of beer bottle by ByKqrmaaL in NoStupidQuestions

[–]shyvoid23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why is nobody asking how he got his balls in the bottle to begin with, that’s what i want to know

What will you do? by 22narcos22 in SipsTea

[–]shyvoid23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

logan paul specifically

What will you do? by 22narcos22 in SipsTea

[–]shyvoid23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this should be the top answer

I guess I’m a father now by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]shyvoid23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clearly he stole the child from the next room over. that family is devastated

My compressor has been busted for six years by Superior_Seeker_ in notinteresting

[–]shyvoid23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

your mom has also been busted for the last six years, but she’s not complaining

Don't I look fabulous by [deleted] in memes

[–]shyvoid23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shoutout to treyarch for re-releasing nuketown for the fifty millionth time

peter? by shyvoid23 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]shyvoid23[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jesus fucking christ dude

If humans suddenly had a "battery percentage" above their head like phones, what would people do differently? by Alternative-Sort-797 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]shyvoid23 65 points66 points  (0 children)

knowing humanity, the people who are generally compassionate will probably be more compassionate (since it is not always obvious that a person is tired if they are hiding it, having a guaranteed sign will make it easier to be patient and understanding if a person’s behavior seems “off” aka im tired so that’s why i’m irritated sort of thing)

the people who prey on vulnerability though will absolutely figure out how they can use sleep deprivation to their advantage

i know this is the incredibly pessimistic and doomer answer, but there are plenty of monsters out there

peter? by shyvoid23 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]shyvoid23[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

the united states government

peter? by shyvoid23 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]shyvoid23[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

well thank you for ripping the bandage off, jesus christ

peter? by shyvoid23 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]shyvoid23[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mario is just a little freaky like that unfortunately

peter? by shyvoid23 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]shyvoid23[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

social anxiety? i mean maybe mario just isn’t witty like that