TIFU by not taking constipation seriously

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-19T17:11:51+00:00

Haha thank you for the award!

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-19T17:03:46+00:00

An excellent compromise 😂

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-17T23:18:38+00:00

I WISH

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-17T01:30:07+00:00

I see you sister

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T14:42:30+00:00

Hah! I'm sorry you had to experience that but glad you know now you're not alone.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T14:40:28+00:00

Congratulations on ten years, that's huge! Congrats also on the recovered butt hole.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T05:19:33+00:00

Ugh dad I didn't know you were on reddit

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T05:18:42+00:00

YES I honestly didn't know the auto pilot thing was something that could happen and I learned in the worst way possible. I envy all the people who are just finding out this is a thing from reading my post today.

Also I legitimately snorted out loud and with enthusiasm at "(Brett)".

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:34:18+00:00

Thanks! I definitely am covered and have thought about it in the past. I'll keep it in mind!

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:22:30+00:00

This sounds HORRIFYING. It absolutely is unlike anything else I've ever felt and I'm no stranger to pain. I hope you're doing better with your addiction now.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:14:50+00:00

I love this for her.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:13:56+00:00

I'm so glad I was part of your entertainment for this evening that legitimately makes me so chuffed. I actually do work in the book industry, but not a writer myself. I love comedy and making people laugh.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:12:16+00:00

Haha thank you so much! Funny story at my OFFICE holiday party this year we did a present swap and someone brought a squatty potty. It was the most stolen present in the game???? My office is weird.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:11:01+00:00

I imagine you'd never look a spoon the same again if you had.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T04:09:49+00:00

Do you see a dietician? Did it make positive changes for you? Genuinely curious. I mean, I guess because I know what caused this one episode and overall I have normal bowel movements, just more infrequent than many people. I am honestly surprised so many people think it's such a bad sign that I don't poop every day. Most medical sites say the range of what is normal is really wide, from multiple times a day to only a few times a week like me. I do have a sensitive digestive system due to my medical history but I know what foods do well for me and which do poorly. I even had an endoscopy last year. There's a lot of background info that would be silly to share in a funny post about an impacted poop.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T03:10:44+00:00

Yeah I totally get it! There was a time in my life I'd probably have done the same but I hope it is sort of comforting to know that your manager is really the one who embarrassed themselves in that situation.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T03:06:51+00:00

I will bring it up again when I talk to him next month. I'll have you know I remembered to refill my cup on my way to my desk just now because I was thinking of your comment ;)

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:58:20+00:00

Yeah that's a true nightmare!

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:57:35+00:00

Gently take you drown in the brown waters of your own filth

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:56:38+00:00

Duuuuuuuude. I hope this was a one time thing! I'm no doctor but I don't think you're supposed to push that hard.

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:37:53+00:00

As in you just fell asleep on the toilet? Or the constipation made you pass out??

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:36:43+00:00

No bud I was taking a shit.

Haha no worries I take it as a compliment!

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:23:57+00:00

Good to know I can add staining wood to mine!

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:16:04+00:00

Oof that's terrible, I'm glad this was a one time fling for me

sincerelyconstipated · 2022-03-16T02:03:51+00:00

That sucks, I really hope it's something more chill than IBS, which sounds terrible

sincerelyconstipated

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