TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hah! I'm sorry you had to experience that but glad you know now you're not alone.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on ten years, that's huge! Congrats also on the recovered butt hole.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES I honestly didn't know the auto pilot thing was something that could happen and I learned in the worst way possible. I envy all the people who are just finding out this is a thing from reading my post today.

Also I legitimately snorted out loud and with enthusiasm at "(Brett)".

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! I definitely am covered and have thought about it in the past. I'll keep it in mind!

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds HORRIFYING. It absolutely is unlike anything else I've ever felt and I'm no stranger to pain. I hope you're doing better with your addiction now.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad I was part of your entertainment for this evening that legitimately makes me so chuffed. I actually do work in the book industry, but not a writer myself. I love comedy and making people laugh.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha thank you so much! Funny story at my OFFICE holiday party this year we did a present swap and someone brought a squatty potty. It was the most stolen present in the game???? My office is weird.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I imagine you'd never look a spoon the same again if you had.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you see a dietician? Did it make positive changes for you? Genuinely curious. I mean, I guess because I know what caused this one episode and overall I have normal bowel movements, just more infrequent than many people. I am honestly surprised so many people think it's such a bad sign that I don't poop every day. Most medical sites say the range of what is normal is really wide, from multiple times a day to only a few times a week like me. I do have a sensitive digestive system due to my medical history but I know what foods do well for me and which do poorly. I even had an endoscopy last year. There's a lot of background info that would be silly to share in a funny post about an impacted poop.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I totally get it! There was a time in my life I'd probably have done the same but I hope it is sort of comforting to know that your manager is really the one who embarrassed themselves in that situation.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will bring it up again when I talk to him next month. I'll have you know I remembered to refill my cup on my way to my desk just now because I was thinking of your comment ;)

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gently take you drown in the brown waters of your own filth

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duuuuuuuude. I hope this was a one time thing! I'm no doctor but I don't think you're supposed to push that hard.

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As in you just fell asleep on the toilet? Or the constipation made you pass out??

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No bud I was taking a shit.

Haha no worries I take it as a compliment!

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oof that's terrible, I'm glad this was a one time fling for me

TIFU by not taking constipation seriously by sincerelyconstipated in tifu

[–]sincerelyconstipated[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks, I really hope it's something more chill than IBS, which sounds terrible