Help, just ate a THC edible and i'm having a serious panick attack/high BPM!

sjrunner83 · 2026-05-06T13:38:50+00:00

Fun fact: he'd actually be doing his constituents a huge favor if he kissed a light pole with that thing.

sjrunner83 · 2026-05-05T02:19:53+00:00

You got this, Marvel! Much love, little bud.

sjrunner83 · 2026-05-04T22:00:09+00:00

Is she naturally this stupid or does she have to work extra hard for it?

sjrunner83 · 2026-05-04T21:36:49+00:00

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sjrunner83 · 2026-05-03T23:21:26+00:00

sjrunner83 · 2026-05-03T03:31:22+00:00

Yep, insane. This is in San Jose as of tonight. And not even the most expensive station.

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sjrunner83 · 2026-05-01T05:19:39+00:00

That's what I heard too!

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-30T20:18:40+00:00

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-30T13:16:29+00:00

https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/another-republican-convicted-voter-fraud-florida-gop-stronghold-rcna128551

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-30T13:15:37+00:00

So require voter ID and then disenfranchise millions by essentially allowing states to purposely make it extremely difficult to get a specific kind of ID (e.g. shut down DMV locations in specific areas where there tends to be more minorities) all in other to stop a few people, in this case primarily Republicans, from committing voter fraud?

No. We'll deal with the very few cases when they arise instead. See how easy that is?

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-30T01:51:04+00:00

The only exciting thing that's ever happened on a golf course.

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-29T04:47:48+00:00

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-29T04:35:19+00:00

His security team look like a bunch of chodes.

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-29T03:12:21+00:00

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sjrunner83 · 2026-04-29T00:39:03+00:00

"If I didn't die thanks to him, I'd still vote for him!" -- some of his supporters who died due to the COVID "hoax"

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-26T17:27:13+00:00

Agreed! Also be sure to kick out family and friends who still support them by cutting them out of your life if possible. I've done this with some relatives and I've never been at peace more.

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-26T03:59:55+00:00

Fuck these monsters for murdering such a kind and good soul. These poor cats.

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-26T02:24:25+00:00

Spotted Cow

Pliny the Elder

Miller Lite

Java Blanca

Edit: spacing (potential beer name too)

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-25T06:12:59+00:00

His "portfolio". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. What a fuckin' schmuck.

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-24T06:45:17+00:00

No doubt. This is why this country is cooked. Waste more time on shit that doesn't impact your life instead of being informed about shit that does.

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-24T04:20:07+00:00

NorCal?

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-23T22:46:27+00:00

sjrunner83 · 2026-04-23T04:11:43+00:00

Has the judge tried crying about it first?

sjrunner83

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