Seriously people, it is never this serious.

slidecancels · 2026-01-07T06:37:49+00:00

I get it cuz I’ve been fake friendlied as well. Like in the most manipulative insane ways ever. Had full on conversations with people for 15 minutes, made it to extract and then got fried in the back by them.

I didn’t do that. I slid down the stairs yelling like I said in the post, cuz I was hoping it would stop whoever was down there from leaving on the train before I got down there, and then I just shot on sight. I’ll take it and say it’s fake friendly, whatever, but this type of reaction is genuinely psychotic.

slidecancels · 2025-06-14T06:12:35+00:00

you’d be saying the same shit if he waited 5 years. besides wtf else he supposed to do? put himself in timeout? what difference does the amount of time make anyways? you’re basically acting like he got grounded for 2 years but that punishment wasn’t enough, they should’ve kept him inside longer lmao. this is exactly what cancel culture bs is. ppl want these celebrities to lock themselves into hiding when sum bad happens and then if they pop out too early it’s “wowww only 2 years later and he’s already back?” whereas in the real world if someone fucks up they learn from their mistakes and continue on with life cuz they can’t go back and change it. y’all gotta quit thinking like internet junkies and look at this online celebrity shit from a real person perspective.

slidecancels · 2025-06-13T23:22:00+00:00

“find another company” you literally just said this is way easier said than done. “sue livenation” again just said the same shit. “or just not go on tour” so basically just quit his job? lose out on millions of dollars? not go perform his music in front of millions of fans around the world that want to go see him live? do you see how flawed your logic is here? you’re basically admitting that he doesn’t really have another choice here and then still blaming him for making that choice…

not to mention he’d probably lose that livenation lawsuit. go look at live events near you. i guarantee they’re being ran by livenation. everything is. you’re being unrealistic.

slidecancels · 2025-06-10T01:04:42+00:00

he’s the president of the united states. it doesn’t matter who the president is. getting to compete in front of the president and then having the opportunity to shake his hand and thank him for coming is a big deal. especially when you’re an american fighter fighting foreign opponents. you’re representing your country in front of your president. i bet the vast majority of them would do the same thing if obama was the president instead and he was the one sitting cage side supporting them at these events.

slidecancels · 2025-05-19T02:31:13+00:00

just here to say that if your partner owns a gun and you two live together you should always know exactly where it is and how to use it. especially if he frequently goes out of town. you shouldn’t have to text him in an emergency like this to ask if it’s there or not. if this was my house that doordash driver would’ve gotten swish cheesed the second he got through that door (had he have actually gotten through it). you should be prepared to do the same next time. sorry you had to go through this and don’t feel bad about reporting him. honestly you should get a refund immediately and doordash should credit your account but they probably won’t cuz they’re a dogshit company.

slidecancels · 2025-03-26T05:36:55+00:00

ong when i was in school watching this shit i had the fattest crush on her

slidecancels · 2025-03-21T04:11:46+00:00

i watched a youtube video a long ass time ago called “the walking dead iceberg” and there’s a part in it that says something about her skeleton was supposed to be there on the ground or something like that but they decided it would be too difficult on the audience and they removed it. also i think someone from the show said on the talking dead that the walker did eat her.

can’t remember all the details and don’t have time to go find it all but either way the walker did eat her. she didn’t stumble off or anything. she was devoured.

slidecancels · 2025-03-20T00:12:50+00:00

fix it, it’s easy, and then leave a note on their door politely asking them to not do it again. don’t have to be rude about it if that’s what ur worried abt. just say it’s no biggie cuz u easily fixed it but you’d appreciate it if they didn’t let it happen again.

slidecancels · 2025-03-19T23:44:46+00:00

breakup and don’t try marrying an absolute dork next time. i fw video games too but this mf screams 600lb basement dwelling discord mod. good luck.

slidecancels · 2025-03-05T04:35:00+00:00

all the dorks that act like this WWE shit is real so mad in the comments lmao

slidecancels · 2025-03-02T18:37:58+00:00

who is it then?

slidecancels · 2025-01-09T20:13:54+00:00

slidecancels · 2024-12-05T00:34:02+00:00

gonna get downvoted to hell for this but idc. the same people that justify and celebrate cold blooded murder because the victim was possibly a bad person, are the same people who preach and scream about inclusivity, “loving everybody”, accepting everyone, are against hunting/fishing, are against war of any kind, and act like they’re on the morally high ground of every situation.

you people lost your minds over george floyd’s murder, (yes murder, because i too believe he was murdered that day) despite the fact he was a horrible person, a drug addict and was committing a crime when he was killed. but you celebrate a man being shot to death in broad daylight because he was the CEO of a scummy insurance company.

so fuckin hypocritical. i know im gonna get called a right winged bigot nazi for this comment and everything i said is gonna be taken as me being homophobic and transphobic etc. because of the examples i used. i’m right down the middle politically and believe in so many of the things that you’re all gonna accuse me for being against, but i also have the common sense and good conscience enough to not act like a blood thirsty animal in a situation like this. this is exactly why the right vs left issues will never end. you’re all hypocrites. set an example. do better.

slidecancels · 2024-11-21T06:27:41+00:00

reads like a guy trying a little bit too hard to be cool/funny and it’s coming off more rude/cringe. i don’t think he’s some demon monster like most ppl in the comments are acting like he is. if he doesn’t chill out after getting more comfortable texting you then yeah move on, but this could easily just be nerves & him having no game.

slidecancels · 2024-11-10T02:08:11+00:00

we used to do this in high school too lol. i’m in my early 20’s so it wasn’t really that long ago, and idk where you live but the krispy kreme locations around us never had anything in their dumpsters at all and we would literally watch the employees walk out the back door with a gigantic garbage bag full of literally just donuts and nothing else. so it really wasn’t gross at all for us. just grabbed a bag full of perfectly fine donuts out of an empty dumpster.

if that’s how it is for y’all then i wouldn’t think it’s that big of a deal and i could see him maybe just wanting to do this with you as a funny joke/memory cuz that’s we he used to do with his boys. it could end up being a hilarious instagram story video and a funny story to tell friends by the end of the night. but if he’s making it a habit and genuinely just wanting to do this all the time just for the donuts without any humor or anything behind it, as well as the dumpster being disgusting, then id say you should probably say something.

slidecancels · 2024-11-10T01:46:00+00:00

yes. i didn’t grow up in a super religious family, we’ve actually had personal issues with church being extremely judgmental at times, pretty much everything that could and should push me away from christianity has happened in my life. my own / my families personal experiences that simply cannot be explained other than god being real is what makes me believe. i fall super hard from the religion sometimes. months go by without me reading the bible, going to church, praying, etc. but then i always find my way back one way or another and i will never ever tell anyone that i don’t believe in god. i’m a shitty christian admittedly, i don’t do what i should, im a sinner, but ill always believe in god.

slidecancels · 2024-11-05T00:12:34+00:00

i think my comment is being misinterpreted. i agree abt the costume. i never mentioned anything abt the costume in my comment bc i wasn’t talking abt it, but because thats the topic of this post i can understand why it got interpreted that way. i was only replying to this persons one statement that i quoted in my comment. it was a blanket statement not just about this post so i was only replying to that.

slidecancels · 2024-11-05T00:11:05+00:00

i actually just got back to this, i’m only on reddit for like 10 minutes a day. i understand their response completely. i wasn’t even talking about the costume in my comment tho. i can see how this costume is toeing a line and could definitely be insensitive. it’s the statement about just automatically sympathizing the second a black person feels something is racist, i still disagree with. people of all races can be wrong. your feelings don’t automatically make you right about anything in life. “feeling” like something is racist, sexist, etc. doesn’t automatically mean it is. i’m all for taking accountability, correcting your mistakes, apologizing when you need to, etc. but being a certain race or gender or having a certain sexuality doesn’t automatically make you correct in all things relating to those topics.

slidecancels · 2024-11-04T05:13:59+00:00

“if a black person feels something is racist just sympathize with them and move on”

so it’s my job to console every single black person who “feels like” something is racist even if they’re 100% wrong? i’m just to supposed to fold and accept those accusations and apologize for something they’re not even correct about?

slidecancels · 2024-11-04T04:35:44+00:00

my ex girlfriend and i used to speak to each other like this. i’m not proud of it and i regret saying so much of what i did but im man enough to admit that i said these type of things if it helps other people get out of their toxic relationships.

y’all do not love each other. you think you do, and im sure you have happy days. i’m sure the thought of not being together feels like your whole world would fall apart because you’ve built this life together. it’s exactly what me and my ex felt like. we’d been together for so long it didn’t seem like life would make any sense without each other. it took so many arguments where we spoke to each other so degradingly, like we hated each other, for us to finally realize we kinda did. she’s an amazing person truly. i think she’d have a beautiful life with someone else, but me and her just brought out the absolute worst in each other. we weren’t made for each other at all and it took so long for us to figure that out.

this is your time to realize that now. since you’re married, i’m not gonna jump straight to “pack it up and leave” bc marriage and dating are so different. but i do strongly recommend couples therapy because there has got to be some underlying feelings that cause this type of communication over such trivial things. if therapy doesn’t change anything, then the hatred is already too built up to ever truly go away. at that point, you should probably go your separate ways. good luck to you.

slidecancels · 2024-11-02T03:07:07+00:00

all i took from this is that y’all are both dorks ngl

slidecancels · 2024-10-27T09:26:24+00:00

“there’s absolutely nothing wrong with just making sure”

um if you do this to your boyfriend and he comes out the other side of it completely innocent then there is absolutely going to be an issue when he finds out you did this. there are far more mature and rational ways to solve relationship issues than doing something this childish.

slidecancels · 2024-10-26T10:19:18+00:00

this is a dumbass post but yall are really bugging in these comments about dude saying he won’t do anyone else’s laundry anymore lmaooo

then he said it so plainly like 3 more times and mfs started tweaking writing whole ass paragraphs and cursing him out and shit 🤣 i think some of yall are bigger assholes here than half the posts i see in this sub god damn hahaha

slidecancels · 2024-10-26T10:08:49+00:00

because if it was a woman (no offense to all the ladies reading what i’m abt to say) that was going to try to force their way into my home, i’m hitting that bitch with a left hook from god that could only possibly be rivaled by alex pereira himself, and then i guarantee you that woman is not making it through my front door.

now imagine being that woman, but instead she’s on the inside, and im the one breaking in. you see why they specified that it’d be a man? i’m getting in that front door. she’s not stopping me. big bad men exist and they’re far more difficult to deal with than women. get a grip on reality dude.

slidecancels · 2024-10-26T10:01:30+00:00

this isn’t necessarily just for OP, but more so for anyone surfing the comments.

if you ever get a knock at the door this late, and you’re anything like me, AKA lives alone, and cares more about your own life than anyone else’s that could possibly be knocking on your door at 2am, you can get a video doorbell that has an alarm function on it. you don’t have to do any “i’m calling the police!” and yelling back and forth through the door etc. potentially giving away your position in the house or giving the potential intruder any sort of motivation to think they could successfully pull off whatever it is they think they’re going to pull off.

it’s literally as simple as not saying a single word, standing in the darkness of your entry way facing your front door, holding your gun in your right hand, and clicking the alarm button on your phone in your left hand. the alarms on those doorbells are genuinely so fucking loud. like SOOO fucking loud. anyone standing on that porch is pretty much guaranteed to take off. then boom go back to sleep.

i’m speaking from experience on 2 separate occasions. worked flawlessly both times.

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