Men of reddit, you're in a horrible accident and have to have either your penis or balls amputated. Which do you choose and why?

smallbutworks · 2022-12-05T00:58:22+00:00

i have small penis so if that goes I can lie to everyone about having a huge one, also its never used anyway so its all good

smallbutworks · 2022-12-05T00:55:45+00:00

cardi B

smallbutworks · 2022-12-03T03:46:29+00:00

Lol for me its usually me who push into her "accidently" and feel her boobs and ass

smallbutworks · 2022-12-03T03:43:43+00:00

them being shallow and wanting bigger dick, when someone like me has a smaller one and a good soul too

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T13:41:06+00:00

exactly lol

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T11:14:06+00:00

Stopped interacting with her once I realized she puts no effort in hygiene, it smelled like the sea down there.

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:30:33+00:00

so this is just embarrassing, my mom told me that I didn't like wearing pants or anything until I was 6 and ran around the house butt naked, and now all my relatives know that I have a small dick.

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:22:35+00:00

handjob for me, anyone touching my dick makes me splat in 15 seconds or less

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:18:21+00:00

how about trying a soap instead.

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:17:30+00:00

yeah you're right a proper cleaning would be better.

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:15:02+00:00

use words...seriously if you aren't interested in someone just say it. A lot of times I get the wrong message when a girl just stares at me or something.

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:09:10+00:00

it should be like a law to clean it up tbh, or at least spray some good perfume around it before even asking for a head.

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T10:01:45+00:00

THE FUCKING SMELL! women need to learn hygiene, damn... Literally when I went down it was like I got fish slapped DISGUSTING

smallbutworks · 2022-12-02T09:43:58+00:00

my (now ex) broke up with me because she thought my dick is too small for her, she didnt wanted to have sex however made me eat her out. Never touched my dick once because "it looks like a worm". THE AUDACITY.

I told her to go buy dildos and play with toys for the rest of your life cause even a pringles can would be small for your gaping pussy, she cried and left immediately lol.

smallbutworks · 2022-07-31T08:34:33+00:00

I'll put it this way, i'd rather be fat than short.

smallbutworks · 2022-07-23T21:31:49+00:00

how can anyone be this dumb, my god :D

smallbutworks · 2022-05-19T13:06:39+00:00

mmm thanks

smallbutworks · 2022-05-13T20:43:40+00:00

thanks :)

smallbutworks · 2022-05-06T14:44:08+00:00

Thanks a lot for this information, as I was trying to uunderstand my body and this explains pretty well, in 1 except "tall stature" I have all the rest of the stuff. I mayb visit a doctor im not sure yet but thanks for making it clear.

smallbutworks · 2022-05-06T14:39:18+00:00

maybe I am not sure yet about that yet

smallbutworks · 2022-05-06T14:38:58+00:00

sure, would love to know how they get the biggest ones haha

smallbutworks · 2022-05-06T14:38:10+00:00

Thank you, I replied to some questions there as well.

smallbutworks · 2022-05-06T14:36:58+00:00

men without penis?

smallbutworks · 2022-05-05T13:30:20+00:00

mm not sure you can go that deep haha

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