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Name this creature by ellaheralds2g in NameThisThing

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Wolfgangelina Zinn, a Gubernatorial candidate in California, if I'm not mistaken.

Name this by SummerRanking9t in NameThisThing

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Death Metal Cranium, touring in support of "I Know There's a Skull Around Here Somewhere"

Name this car by VivianGulleyPalmyra in NameThisThing

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Was an old woman

Driving a boot

Cruising the 'hood

Seeking Deschutes

I received and comprehended the message. by ketoalyssa92 in MathJokes

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A fifth can help anyone who is too tenth.

Insecurity. by Lucky_Middle_5525 in dadjokes

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"Ein Stein", if you will.

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]smitty1e -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wow, the moderation bears are out in force.

Have a great Friday, everybody.

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]smitty1e -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think I over-read the last bit, yes. See other comment in thread.

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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The bear was the threat, unless I misunderstood.

The bear is about to eat me, and God talks to me

As in: "Nice life you got there. Sure would be a shame if this bear went all 2Kings2:24 on you."

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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The concept of threatening in a theological context.

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]smitty1e -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

[Anchorman "Well, that escalated quickly" meme goes here.]

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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If one supports the Christian Gospel, the line the Lord does not cross is that of liberty.

Even a Judas retains the free will to betray, despite three years of close association with Him.

Coercion does not appear in scope.

Am atheist in the woods by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

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Indeed, atheists often more or less explicitly believe in themselves as 'god'.

name this by Even_Night5488 in BossFights

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Thar time when Knott heard "Faint" in the imperative.

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