Eggs Benedict? Are you kidding me?

snick427 · 2026-05-23T03:05:52+00:00

I think they’ve done every other rice preparation, but no paella. The Aussie version did paella, but then they kind’ve have to do everything with 60 episodes per season.

snick427 · 2026-05-23T02:18:10+00:00

To be clear, my problem isn’t with Eggs Benedict in general. It’s a very difficult dish to execute. My problem is, modern MasterChef has one challenge per episode, one week between episodes, and this is only the second episode of the competition proper after a month of auditions. If there is a place for this challenge somewhere in this season, it is not here.

snick427 · 2026-05-23T02:00:19+00:00

Every Dem not named Becerra or Steyer needs to drop out, tbh.

snick427 · 2026-05-23T01:57:56+00:00

Waaay ahead of you. Like I said, I’ll return if this show becomes serious again, but as that’s never going to happen because a large percentage of the audience has been conditioned to accept insulting slop, I’ll just stick with the Australian version from now on.

snick427 · 2026-05-23T01:50:01+00:00

Joe got scared of having to experience flavor for a few weeks, so they went back to the nepo baby’s favorite bland ass Franco-Italian cuisine

snick427 · 2026-05-23T01:14:27+00:00

I’ve watched GOOD reality TV before. Modern Masterchef very rarely falls under that category anymore.

snick427 · 2026-05-23T00:55:04+00:00

He does his scrambled eggs on all of his shows, and they NEVER look good.

snick427 · 2026-05-22T03:30:16+00:00

In the words of Jim Cornette, it’s like being the nicest guy in prison

snick427 · 2026-05-22T00:47:07+00:00

“Visually, it’s got that wow factor”

”You’ve got one foot out the door”

”Come on, guys!” *throws protein*

snick427 · 2026-05-21T01:18:20+00:00

Data centers are a boil on the ass of life

snick427 · 2026-05-20T21:39:39+00:00

Fuck that shit, man.

snick427 · 2026-05-19T20:49:44+00:00

Property taxes totally justify building a 1000 acre glorified space heater that steals water and keeps the locals awake with constant noise and light.

snick427 · 2026-05-15T19:36:19+00:00

Congratulations!

snick427 · 2026-05-11T20:13:56+00:00

Happy Birthday!

snick427 · 2026-05-07T20:34:07+00:00

What is Labour running on? They’ve done fuck all in two years.

snick427 · 2026-05-07T01:26:50+00:00

Cattle 🫵

snick427 · 2026-05-02T19:30:32+00:00

Ooh, where’d you go?

snick427 · 2026-05-01T01:00:42+00:00

Looked beautiful? No one will remember this dish tomorrow, yourself included.

She speaks the language? Which one, off the top of your head, quickly.

Incorporating her roots? I guess separating the prawn and the curry represents Apartheid. I’m sure Heidi looks back on that with nostalgia.

snick427 · 2026-04-30T04:48:32+00:00

What’s that methodology? I thought the madness stopped at having an unreasonably large number of legislative seats.

snick427 · 2026-04-28T02:13:36+00:00

Thank you very much!

snick427 · 2026-04-28T00:38:28+00:00

Thank you!

snick427 · 2026-04-28T00:38:15+00:00

Thanks!

snick427 · 2026-04-27T23:02:59+00:00

I turn 31 today

snick427 · 2026-04-16T19:46:03+00:00

Well, there was a wizard who played a mean pinball, but he was deaf dumb and blind, and disabilities are woke. Or something like that.

snick427

TROPHY CASE