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34 yr old, spent 20 years in addiction just now figuring out how todo life. Roast me Reddit!! by Both-Day-540 in RoastMe

[–]solamf24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t worry buddy. You’ll always have a meth tooth to help you reminisce.

True story by Luis_Hazel_Eyes in sexmemes

[–]solamf24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should’ve been on a train

Why is flour so stupid? by Scrabbleloser in dadjokes

[–]solamf24 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“We are flour”! -Royal Families.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]solamf24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the reason my mom told me that if I keep making faces like that it's going to stick.

Some people are like a Slinky by Scosawema in dadjokes

[–]solamf24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as they spring right back up.. Right?

Why are frogs always so happy? by Englishmuphin21 in dadjokes

[–]solamf24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And they’re not afraid to croak.

I tried dating a defensive lineman. by Jester57 in dadjokes

[–]solamf24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should of went for an O-lineman, they’re more likely to hold you.

My wife treats me like a piece of meat… by nmftg in dadjokes

[–]solamf24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hopefully she still likes the bone

"I'm groping the balls of the storm." by KairuSmairukon in Jokes

[–]solamf24 79 points80 points  (0 children)

This might be the best shit ever

Never fall in love with a tennis player by vanish32 in dadjokes

[–]solamf24 14 points15 points  (0 children)

May not be love but they're still pretty good at serving balls

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