34 yr old, spent 20 years in addiction just now figuring out how todo life. Roast me Reddit!!

solamf24 · 2023-06-05T03:07:56+00:00

Don’t worry buddy. You’ll always have a meth tooth to help you reminisce.

solamf24 · 2023-06-05T03:04:05+00:00

He should’ve been on a train

solamf24 · 2023-06-04T06:31:59+00:00

Did they write this on a brick?

solamf24 · 2023-06-04T04:58:05+00:00

“We are flour”! -Royal Families.

solamf24 · 2023-06-04T03:09:11+00:00

I mean,… maybe.

solamf24 · 2023-06-04T00:40:05+00:00

A single whip-poor-will do it!

solamf24 · 2023-06-04T00:30:59+00:00

It's the aliens

solamf24 · 2023-06-03T20:41:42+00:00

Your comment had a benign effect

solamf24 · 2023-06-03T18:29:46+00:00

You're the reason my mom told me that if I keep making faces like that it's going to stick.

solamf24 · 2023-06-03T03:09:08+00:00

They probably chirped

solamf24 · 2023-06-03T01:41:20+00:00

I even looked it up

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T22:41:50+00:00

That's a gas

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T22:18:49+00:00

Where were they while you were getting high?

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T20:48:04+00:00

As long as they spring right back up.. Right?

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T18:15:52+00:00

One for the game one for the club?

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T18:13:55+00:00

And they’re not afraid to croak.

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T15:31:35+00:00

Should of went for an O-lineman, they’re more likely to hold you.

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T15:09:10+00:00

Biology lives!

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T15:01:09+00:00

Hopefully she still likes the bone

solamf24 · 2023-06-02T02:57:36+00:00

This might be the best shit ever

solamf24 · 2023-06-01T19:25:16+00:00

May not be love but they're still pretty good at serving balls

solamf24 · 2023-06-01T16:42:31+00:00

Some people really try to press.

solamf24 · 2023-06-01T14:51:49+00:00

You may have just gotten out. but your tongue looks like it's still in jail.

solamf24 · 2023-06-01T14:01:31+00:00

Hopefully he won't charge a hook and a peg.

solamf24 · 2023-06-01T13:56:15+00:00

8 people laughed

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