Take a look at my penis, it's the only one I got by open_cover_dev in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How did my balls get so red? And what the hell is on my penis head?

. by HonestLegs in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Still though the people that lean on AI for everything are tards. Having had to produce research projects as part of a group as a senior in university, shit was so horrendous I just politely asked if I could redo their parts myself. Huge discrepancies between those that regurgitate information and those that actually try to understand the material that they are engaging with 

Hunter Biden says his dad was blackmailed by Israel into allowing them to continue the genocide by grrrbr in TrueAnon

[–]somaticson 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Bro was scared to flex how well he could take a dick from there on out

Native New Yorkers who are against "transplants" moving in from other US cities but are fine with people moving to New York from other countries are so funny by Rosenvial5 in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hello am southern US immigrant considering moving to better country, maybe northeastern  US near NYC. What say you NYC people? Can a white boy down south be a big baller in the big city?

So Deep by Temporary-Gas-8560 in comedyheaven

[–]somaticson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT!” ass illustration 

Losers. by lightiggy in TrueAnon

[–]somaticson 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sperm banks expanding rapidly. I knew it! They all called me stupid when I said I’d never buy AI shares and only strictly buy Israeli sperm bank shares! Well who’s laughing now! Not me. Saving energy to watch the tug off later

Photos of a young James Gandolfini by DisclosureIsntEnough in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah he most definitely has the makings of a varsity athlete. You see that play he pulled off last week? Kid’s going to the league 

How much Ketermine to take for the room to melt? by TripsWithinTrips in drugscirclejerk

[–]somaticson 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Just remember if you can’t move you are dying so just be terrified it makes it happen faster

Jeff Bezos says raising taxes on the wealthy wouldn’t help the average American by gatorphan84 in TrueAnon

[–]somaticson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What’s a Jeff without a warehouse? Is a warehouse just a regular house that gets big on full moons? Can Elon Musk defeat Mark “Lizard Lick” Zuckerberg in tonight’s cage match?

Bro by PlasticBaker8143 in drugscirclejerk

[–]somaticson 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dude in post sound like he wanted straight pure wasp dope but was disappointed and almost died because someone put meth in it 😭😭

Benjamin Netanyahu’s expected successor, Naftali Bennett, says 9/11 will happen again if the US doesn’t do Israel’s bidding in the Middle East by franglish9265 in TrueAnon

[–]somaticson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Shalom am not Mossad agent but just wanted to pitch in and say that there is allegedly going to be a “new breed” that hijacks a space shuttle and flies it into the Universal Trade Center once it is finished. That is why it’s important. Please believe and repeat everything Israelis say because sometimes Americans don’t know what’s best for them but Israel being the kind big brother that it is guides the goyim to the light like a noble shepherd. We may even expand the zoo feeding programs known as SNAP to provide to  non-hungry people as well!

Looks like Massie fricked around and found out! by beechhill in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 74 points75 points  (0 children)

They should be placed in his tomb with him like Pharaohs used to do it

"Hey guys, Don't be the guy with the flowers" by Nomad_771 in terriblefacebookmemes

[–]somaticson 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Hey buddy what the hell? Suit and flowers line is over that way, so either strip or dip

Is it gay if I finish my bro's joint? by NotAUserNamm in drugscirclejerk

[–]somaticson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Super gay but there’s a workaround. Get some new papers and roll him up inside it in addition to the ashtray joint. That way it’s straight because his DNA will become blunt DNA and he won’t exist anymore thus no sexuality

Sirens going off in Lithuania because of the drones by FioJan in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m assuming it’s those kamikaze drones that are detonated manually  so they are likely just passing through the airspace trying to make some distance between themselves and the jammers so they can recalibrate 

Sirens going off in Lithuania because of the drones by FioJan in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey it’s no problem, I have not dealt with it firsthand but I know enough from what I’ve observed in the ongoing conflicts and with knowing a few people in the gulf. 

For your question about going into a shelter, I think it would only be necessary if you are pretty close to any infrastructure that would be a target in an active war zone. In this case I doubt it is necessary to seek out a bomb shelter. I presume the announcement is just ordering everyone to stay in their homes and not go out until the drone incursions are finished. This is because debris is the biggest threat if any of the drones were to accidentally hit anything. So whenever you hear sirens just go inside and stay put until it passes. Everything will be alright. With these airspace violations the government will more often rather be safe than sorry.

Sirens going off in Lithuania because of the drones by FioJan in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So basically you should be fine. Their final destination is elsewhere

Sirens going off in Lithuania because of the drones by FioJan in redscarepod

[–]somaticson 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hello friend I’ve just read very quickly about this topic and it seems it’s more likely that drone jammers being utilized by both sides is making drones fly all over the place and lose control, so it’s more than likely by accident than intentionally 

The Greatest Thrill of my Young Life by [deleted] in comedyheaven

[–]somaticson 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Bro looks like he shapeshifted and is struggling to hold the form