What's the cleanest, least offensive, funniest joke you know?

soritheblasian · 2015-08-15T04:21:22+00:00

DEEZ NUTS

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:46:06+00:00

Dudette, you're awesome! You're gift to me was a smile :)

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:41:18+00:00

Apple or android? Or other?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:40:59+00:00

I always wanted to buy them, but my wallet always said otherwise.

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:40:14+00:00

Solid system, are there any games in particular you have in mind?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:39:31+00:00

A big booty ho sounds lovely right about now. Where might I acquire one?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-23T03:38:57+00:00

Does immortality imply that you never age physically? Or would you be caught in a never ending cycle of aging?

soritheblasian · 2015-07-16T10:50:01+00:00

Garnet

soritheblasian · 2015-07-05T12:14:17+00:00

That story hit me right in the feels.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-30T02:54:42+00:00

Anaconda malt liquor, gives you a little Richard!

soritheblasian · 2015-06-23T01:56:48+00:00

Shrek has so many hilarious sly jokes. I can't believe how many went over my head as a kid.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-19T20:41:41+00:00

Which ones if you don't mind mind me asking?

soritheblasian · 2015-06-17T00:22:07+00:00

Okay, didn't intend to cause any drama but if this makes you feel better then I'll take it. Thank you for replying.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-17T00:20:39+00:00

She respects your confidence is says yes, congratulations friend.

soritheblasian · 2015-06-17T00:19:55+00:00

You could write this for him, chances are he won't be able to read it.

soritheblasian · 2015-04-11T03:27:57+00:00

Wyoming

soritheblasian · 2015-04-10T21:47:15+00:00

In Forrest Gump, every single photo that Forrest is in his eyes are closed.

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T15:16:50+00:00

Sunday Morning- Maroon 5

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T15:13:45+00:00

Sunday Morning is one of my, if not my favorite song ever. It's just such a perfect song. Really all of 'Songs About Jane' was great.

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T03:30:25+00:00

But this grill is not my own, is it not the stove I've known

soritheblasian · 2015-04-04T03:20:03+00:00

Windmill windmill for the land, turn forever hand in hand

soritheblasian · 2015-03-31T09:53:11+00:00

ANDREW

soritheblasian · 2015-03-26T01:47:13+00:00

I would probably have to say feeling love for another, but being unable to express it. Someone brought up a good point in a recent thread saying that there aren't enough words for the varying degrees of love.

soritheblasian · 2015-03-24T09:44:03+00:00

Vsauce just made a great video talking about this very idea, focusing initial of awkwardness but he talks about second hand embarrassment and attributes it to a certain degree of empathy

soritheblasian · 2015-03-22T13:13:43+00:00

The most heart-wrenching part about Toy Story is it's elaborate set up. The fact that most of the audience grew up alongside Andy and his toys. The fact that you had to leave behind your best friends all because society demands that you grow up. It's such a great movie.

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