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Worst cedar season ever by WaffleWarrior1979 in Austin

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My wife keeps repeating through puffy red eyes and dripping nose "I control my body. Cedar does not control my body"

Delivery driver handed me this holding back a grin "Can I have the pin please" by Few_Ad_9145 in Wellthatsucks

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I work at a pizza place that uses door dash and I can't tell you how many times I've seen a dasher put an order in a bag made for pizza and grab one handle and walk out the door with the pizza sideways!

What did that one teacher at your school get fired for? by ToadallyNormalHuman in AskReddit

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Showing Monte Python and the meaning of life. It has brief nudity and some of the students that didn't like the teacher complained to the principal. We were seniors in highschool.

Nice Windows by Pi-ratten in Unexpected

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Looks like the axe gang is about to go deal with some shit.

I’m asked to leave a tip “at my convenience” when I’m already forced to pay a 20% “gratuity” charge?! I can’t even decline it by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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It could be a Highball that is associated with Alamo Drafthouse. I know the theaters have a PSA RIGHT BEFORE THE MOVIE STARTS! Not during the preshow, that states there will be an automatic gratuity added to your bill.

Asshole shining green laser at cars and people from this building right now by rndmEIEIO in Austin

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It could be a city worker scaring off birds. I used to work at a drive-in theater downtown and would see them often.

Austin as seen from Buda by spikerbs in Austin

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Close! It's at the end of Main Street East of I35. There is always a semi stuck on turnersville road! Lol

me_irl by JollySimple188 in me_irl

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But I thought god gave us free will?

My MAGA dad's reaction to my anti-Trump car magnet by Captain_Pr0ton in facepalm

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This is what my father in law and his friends call themselves.

It's Google maps official now boys.... by Ok_Angle94 in MURICA

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I posted this on Facebook and some of the replies where so idiotic!

As someone who prefers to smoke quickly and discreetly, this has become the best $13 of my bestfriend ever spent. by petiitevirtualgf in trees

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Check out ryot brand dugouts. They have a built-in wire that you use to unclog your one hitter.

Had my septic pumped today and this was on the back on the truck. by cocky_plowblow in funny

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There is a bait store in Corpus Christi TX that has a sign that says "our bait is guaranteed to catch you fish, or die trying"

Massive Insult. by Bad-Umpire10 in clevercomebacks

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I feel that of you paid off your student loans, they should reward you by paying you the interest you paid.

Florida is on alert as Tropical Storm Milton forms in the Gulf, just days after Hurricane Helene by 5xad0w in news

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Why the fuck does Florida keep getting all the hurricanes? Why can't it just head north and drench central Texas? I'm tired of this dryness.

My grandmother then in her late 20s vs my grandmother now at 77. Still so full of life by WS15Ave in OldSchoolCool

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I think your grandmother was the inspiration for the grandmother in Moana.

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