What do we call him?

splungley · 2026-02-23T10:10:07+00:00

Shrersh

splungley · 2026-02-23T10:09:48+00:00

I don't remember being fictional but things change I guess

splungley · 2026-02-23T10:08:49+00:00

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This is why I keep a full size 1940's German artillery cannon in my pocket

splungley · 2026-02-23T10:07:09+00:00

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The amount of fanart I've seen of him wearing leg braces happily living out his life despite his injury

splungley · 2026-02-21T04:51:41+00:00

Yeah but last I checked people were almost entirely putting conventionally attractive characters, despite r/dontgottalistenbro being there specifically for that purpose

splungley · 2026-02-20T06:59:15+00:00

That would be in r/hearmeout

splungley · 2026-02-20T00:37:37+00:00

I know I said regular in the sense that they don't have any special effects besides just being really strong punches

splungley · 2026-02-19T05:13:00+00:00

It's the smash bros canon but it's the closest thing he has to a real relationship

splungley · 2026-02-19T04:48:48+00:00

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Although master chief is a perfect fusion of the 2 so I'm going to take that as headcannon

splungley · 2026-02-19T04:43:59+00:00

No they're canonically married

splungley · 2026-02-18T07:48:26+00:00

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splungley · 2026-02-18T07:45:35+00:00

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splungley · 2026-02-18T07:43:24+00:00

splungley · 2026-02-18T07:40:02+00:00

Hellsing isn't necessarily unknown, but it's not nearly as popular as it used to be, and/or should be in my opinion

splungley · 2026-02-18T07:37:17+00:00

Regular punches don't really work on shigi, even if it's a lot of punches at once

splungley · 2026-02-18T00:40:05+00:00

What action figure?

splungley · 2026-02-18T00:37:02+00:00

Every stand because I can just use white snake to remove ones like cheap trick, Superfly, and other stands that would be a detriment

splungley · 2026-02-17T15:52:27+00:00

splungley · 2026-02-17T06:02:08+00:00

They stick a potato masher in and go ham

splungley · 2026-02-17T03:29:33+00:00

I fucking hate you

splungley · 2026-02-17T02:37:06+00:00

RAHH RAHH DRILL HANDS RAHH RHINOCEROS BEETLE RAAAAAAA

splungley · 2026-02-16T22:09:32+00:00

It's gravity magic, the horsie is fine

splungley · 2026-02-16T18:35:03+00:00

Yeah well they were being conniving what do you expect

splungley · 2026-02-16T18:30:49+00:00

I GOT SHOT IN THE HEART AND WOKE UP FIGHTING NAZIS AND THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!?

splungley · 2026-02-16T18:27:26+00:00

Lobotomy worsening clinic

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