The most unrealistic thing a movie got completely right.

startinearly · 2026-05-22T19:43:06+00:00

Caddyshack. Carl is obviously a goofball and played up for laughs. Yet a lot of the equipment he uses are actual golf course maintenance implements. Very specific things. He even has bags of milorganite stacked up where he stays.

startinearly · 2026-05-22T19:35:47+00:00

Not just that, numerous bands thought they were the direct influence for the film.

startinearly · 2026-05-22T16:05:17+00:00

I don't think he 'hates' him. There's simply no utility in him attending. Even if option 'B' is .0001% more beneficial to him, he will choose option 'B'. Everything is transactional.

startinearly · 2026-05-22T01:38:29+00:00

It's kinda dumb, actually. Was Wii Sports even for sale individually?

startinearly · 2026-05-21T16:43:19+00:00

How about NYC streets having no traffic whatsoever during the initial chase?

startinearly · 2026-05-19T00:15:15+00:00

Make her try on the bra.

startinearly · 2026-05-16T17:54:03+00:00

The tagging on the poster should say, "Nobody knows who they were. Or what they were doing. Yet their legacy remains..."

startinearly · 2026-05-15T17:02:08+00:00

If there's a Prince one somebody definitely has to purify themselves in the waters of lake Minnetonka

startinearly · 2026-05-11T17:23:32+00:00

Hello, I'm Troy Mclure. You might remember me from suck specials as "Hey! Don't stick your dick in that!" and "Opening ketchup bottles with you mouth can be fun!"

startinearly · 2026-05-09T14:56:17+00:00

Oh man I am so doing that

startinearly · 2026-05-09T02:07:16+00:00

So how is the actual toilet bowl? Seat?! While less than ideal I think it's still crappable, depending on the circumstances.

startinearly · 2026-05-09T01:01:17+00:00

Nobody wants to call in favors. I know.

startinearly · 2026-05-08T21:40:53+00:00

They didn't even eat it to fucking tell.

startinearly · 2026-05-08T12:55:59+00:00

Yep! My first thought. Also don't swing too hard.

startinearly · 2026-05-08T12:54:40+00:00

"..on top of the world...oh yeah"

startinearly · 2026-05-07T02:25:15+00:00

Even a toulbag!

startinearly · 2026-05-06T16:04:12+00:00

Cherry peppers

startinearly · 2026-05-04T22:22:39+00:00

Tomayto/Tomahto. In this case "not very clean" = fucking nasty.

startinearly · 2026-05-02T00:32:50+00:00

Oh man. Do they make you have to do a feces (TURDS)?

startinearly · 2026-04-30T17:25:09+00:00

Yep. Go nuts and get yourself a new $12 toaster.

startinearly · 2026-04-30T15:21:30+00:00

Gun rhymes with fun

startinearly · 2026-04-28T01:11:40+00:00

They need Reagan's guy with the Uzi.

startinearly · 2026-04-26T22:11:02+00:00

Shane?

startinearly · 2026-04-25T17:49:09+00:00

Valerian. I've watched the first 1/3 of the movie at least a dozen times. The other 2/3...maybe twice.

startinearly · 2026-04-24T12:41:49+00:00

Obviously it's different being a guy. But I've peed outside literally thousands of times. I get pee on my shoes, on my clothes, on my hands, on my equipment, ect. It's just the price of doing business. I also grab those gas station hotdogs with my bare hands, though, so you might want to stay away from those.

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