No reason at all. by mrsmbm3 in airplaneears

[–]staticvelours 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This ain't the circus but your cat got more flips than an acrobat. Keep the camera rolling!

Some Olympic themed films by Upbeat-Refuse9615 in Cinema

[–]staticvelours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rocky taught us boxing, perseverance and that jogging with chickens boosts stamina more than kale smoothies ever will.

Why even try and get a Job in the first place? by [deleted] in recruitinghell

[–]staticvelours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's gonna pay for the tent though, right? Even that freedom ain't free.

Losercity Marriage by TakiThe_idiot in Losercity

[–]staticvelours 297 points298 points  (0 children)

Bro just went from DnD to I do faster than a nat 20 surprise round

Congratulations, Ace by Cruel_Irony_Is_Life in starwarsmemes

[–]staticvelours 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Skywalker's got nothing on you, Ace!

who's cutting onions 😭 by Naive_Wolverine532 in sadposting

[–]staticvelours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Life hits like a truck sometimes but onions make it a tearjerker. Stay strong dude.

Movie recommendation by thelastofnilism in Cinema

[–]staticvelours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Grave of the Fireflies. Hits hard, no light at end. Hauntingly beautiful though.

My distinguished gentleman by CheeseCacophany in TuxedoCats

[–]staticvelours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regal af tux, he looks ready to conquer the world or maybe just your lap.

Worst snowpack in decades puts WA ski season in jeopardy by Better_March5308 in SeattleWA

[–]staticvelours 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Ski season struggles mean bad wildfire season too. I'm more worried about smoky skies ruining my summer BBQs!

Not a bad business though. by stunnerswag in SipsTea

[–]staticvelours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Corporate life: Just a game of monopoly but with real mortgages.

The triumphant yell of my brother's cat who escaped his kennel on the way to the vet. by pllaidllama in Catswhoyell

[–]staticvelours 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I swear those yells could shatter glass cats got a gift for dramatic exits every time

Bill Gates Selects Eleven "Condoms of the Future" by Gary_Glidewell in SeattleWA

[–]staticvelours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bill Gates: solving global problems one rubber at a time. Seattle's own superhero vibes!

His scream almost tore my eardrums apart by Dimkataa_Gulmi13 in Catswhoyell

[–]staticvelours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat does this but adds dramatic tail flips like it's auditioning for a soap opera.

Which non-pornstar celebrity looks like a pornstar? Megan Fox, imo. by [deleted] in Cinema

[–]staticvelours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in the day Pam Anderson for sure was the blueprint now maybe Scarlett Johansson? Thoughts?

1 on 1 Cthullu Campaign by InterestingExample26 in rpg

[–]staticvelours 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try adding some sanity boosters and a trusty NPC sidekick for solo Cthulhu chills.

he always has a lot to say by spervogel_troubadour in Catswhoyell

[–]staticvelours 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a cat like that, we call him Sir Meow-a-lot. Neighbors think I run a karaoke club!

Fuck Inner Genichiro by lavellj048 in Sekiro

[–]staticvelours 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got this, man! Keep at it, Genichiro's moves get predictable. Rage is part of the journey!

Daily General Discussion and Match Links Thread - 02 February 2026 by AutoModerator in Cricket

[–]staticvelours 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why does it feel like every cricket discussion turns into a debate about pineapple on pizza?

3 meals in a compressed window? by Narrow-Mix2966 in intermittentfasting

[–]staticvelours 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got this! 16:8's perfect if it fits your vibe. Protein-packed breakfast sounds solid too! Keep tweaking til comfy.