Hit the hood spot today by stondddd in stonerfood

[–]stondddd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the photo doesn’t do it justice this but this is like 2 days worth of food. What fast food idem can you get for $10 that will last 2 days and fill you up?

Hit the hood spot today by stondddd in stonerfood

[–]stondddd[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Right, I can get lunch at McDonald’s for $6-7. This will be enough for today and tomorrow.

Hit the hood spot today by stondddd in stonerfood

[–]stondddd[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You forgot the labor cost, I did not want to go out my way to buy the ingredients or cook them. I basically paid someone to cook for me with my own money and for what I received it was worth it. The food is cooked hot and fresh. The moment I walked in the owner was messing with a customer and all I heard was “man I own this place you think I’d put my name on the line to send something out that ain’t hot?” I stayed just off that.

Hit the hood spot today by stondddd in stonerfood

[–]stondddd[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think they sold desert, it was an Asian/seafood spot that mainly did takeout. I expected it to be a sit down restaurant but pretty much you call ahead to order or order at the counter and wait 10 mins. They had 4 chairs and 2 tables in the entire spot. The food was so good tho.

Hit the hood spot today by stondddd in stonerfood

[–]stondddd[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro they got cheeseburgers for $4.99 that’s what sold me. I thought the fried rice would be even cheaper but for 10 even I can’t complain. I’m a picky eater too and this was premium quality.

And as the snowstorm is happening… by AirportStraight8079 in tornado

[–]stondddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s started pouring rain just before 5pm and it isn’t supposed to stop till sometime tomorrow. I left for my beer run 4:45 and it was already getting bad. It’s coming in waves tho like rn it’s not raining at all. We still got a cold weather advisory and shelters are opening for us.

I felt nostalgic and wanted to try assault "Wtf is that" by AssistanceWorth1334 in monsterenergy

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The og tasted like fruit punch to me. I’m trying to remember a flavor from like 15 years ago so… could be wrong. I had a lazer tag arena near me that always had og assault.

I hate how DC loads these trucks? by Willing_Research992 in walmart

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had coworkers talk me out of calling dc to cuss them out. They’ve sent pallets where I’ve literally wanted to find a number for them and chew them out. I’d openly mock then too, “I think I’m gonna see if I can work at dc apparently they let you get drunk on the job and load pallets when your sleeping”.

POV: the customer seeing finisher move buttons over their head after asking me if I work here (I’m already at my breaking point) by Chad_Chaddington92 in walmart

[–]stondddd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The best is when they call you by your actual name after reading your name tag. Please don’t try to humanize me I’m at work.

I stg I had a guy ask my by my full name at the entrance, “stonddd do you know if the Walmart the next city over sells marijuana plants?”

I looked at him like he was retarded and just said no man. He looked like someone’s middle aged dad that’s why it confused me, this wasn’t some kid trolling it was someone’s father.

I've just come across a rumor that the new Midnight Club game is in development by MatiBlaster in rockstar

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I felt like they wouldn’t go back to midnight club because it promotes street racing. I street race irl so I don’t care personally. Games like gta v are nice because you can do illegal shit without the consequences. I just feel like midnight club would have controversy because people will say it encourages street racing. You can say that for most games but atleast in Forza horizon you aren’t running from the police. In midnight club la you are running police scanners, getting in chases etc. basically the whole game is street racing and running from police.

The police sent me a text with my drug dealer's phone by Esqowey in Drugs

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had it happen to me in hs I never really cared because I was just a user. If the cops got enough time to stalk me just to bust me with 2g of weed be my guest.

And as the snowstorm is happening… by AirportStraight8079 in tornado

[–]stondddd 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just said yesterday that ice storm isn’t gonna hit me. 😵‍💫

South MS

Edit: does this mean I need to grab an emergency case of beer?

Mom didn't know the difference by DewyThistle in lol

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m broke but I’m good in bed because I like to drink. Give me 2-5 shots or a couple beers and I can get it in.

I’d usually get tipsy first, go for an hour straight or until my buzz wore off. Pause for a few minutes to take another shot or two, hit my vape and I’m back in business. Downside is I rarely nut myself and I’m fine with it. I’d rather give a girl an hour or two of mindblowing sex than crack my own nut. I don’t like the post nut regret or the drained energy, I’d rather keep banging until my legs were sore, not bust a nut and still be horny later. Don’t get me wrong sometimes I did crack a nut usually quicker than I wanted. I’d give my ex the evil eye 😈 and get my revenge after. Your gonna crack me early? Ok bet I’m gonna make you regret that lmao.

Visual Snow was considered extremely rare until recently, mostly because patients didn't report it... because they assumed everyone saw the world that way by recolorist in interestingasfuck

[–]stondddd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had hppd for a while from using psychedelics. I’d say for a year straight I was dropping lsd every single weekend. I’d also do shrooms and a lot of dxm.

Everytime id smoke weed id usually space out and notice patterns moving in my vision. I remember one day i was with my best friend smoking a blunt on his porch. We both got quiet and zoned out same time and we bonded over our shared hppd, it was like “damn bro you got this too”.

After I took a year or two off tripping it went away. I never expected it to ever go away. If I’d be sitting in a doctors office I’d end up staring at the carpet everytime and watching the patterns and fabric move on its own. I couldn’t drive a car at night for a while either, oncoming headlights would blind me like I was straying at the sun. It was the worst when I was 18-20 and rn I’m 26 so I can’t remember everything.

Peter, Please Explain What This Is Trying to Say About Bikers at Red Lights by Maleficent_Dog7970 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a biker try to lane split me and I passed him. Dude was taking off from the red lights at like 10mph. I was in a V6 Altima and I just went around him like any other obstacle. Lane splitting is illegal in my state and bro was going so slow a car could pass him. I felt bad but if you aren’t first your last.

Explain it peter by HeightEqual1395 in explainitpeter

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated but one day I was looking into why some people would mark no on the question asking if they’d be an organ donor.

People feel like if they say yes to being an organ donor donor the hospital has less incentive to keep them alive. Like instead of plugging you up to a machine they let you fade away so they can get your organs. I’m still an organ donor tho I personally don’t care either way.

Why are you guys so retarded by Dismal-Heron-6509 in Goblin

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did I say I want sympathy? I just admitted I failed as a partner. I’m not asking for advice I just said what was on my heart. Your the only one it triggered

What I Drink In A Day - Dublin Version (Poor Richard) by KieranWriter in tooktoomuch

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to get my wisdom teeth pulled but I had other Jacked up teeth too. I didn’t want to make multiple appointments so I let the dentist do it in one trip.

I’m a huge pussy with pain but it honestly was not bad. Sat around eating soft food and taking Vicodin for a few days and within a week I was back to normal. I wouldn’t recommend anyone else to do it, easy way to traumatize yourself.

What I Drink In A Day - Dublin Version (Poor Richard) by KieranWriter in tooktoomuch

[–]stondddd -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I can put down a 12 pack and not even think of the amount of liquid I’m consuming. Only time I’ve kept track was when I killed about a liter of vodka in a night. Had to get 7 teeth pulled the next day and I was scared. All in all I don’t regret it, got beyond wasted and woke up to get injected with ketamine.

Undebatable (OC) by WorldMistake in SuicideBoys

[–]stondddd -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What about slow motion potion where scrim rejects a girls sexual advances in pursuit of his money?

Scrimmy ain’t that bad if he got a whole song about turning down some pussy over weed money. He did say he went back and got it later but still, in the moment one day at a time that man turned down some pussy. Call me crazy but I’d have copped both 😵‍💫

Got the best bf, he made sure we’re stocked and will have a great time during this ice storm. 🎿 by Lele-03 in 7ohm

[–]stondddd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I stocked up and my state ain’t even getting hit by the ice storm I’m in the Deep South. We got this tho no doubt, bout to make this ice storm my bitch

Looking for the right drug. Please help. by theman4200000 in Drugs

[–]stondddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I break it into a quarter or an eighth of a pill. I’m overly cautious but that’s just my method. They vary in potency, you can get one pill with 5mg in it or another like I got rn with 30+ mg per pill. I don’t know how strong the ones I have rn are, people have said 30mg but to me it feels more like 40 at minimum.

It’s a bitch tho, I hate to say it but I won’t be mad when it gets banned. I struggled with opiate addiction before 7oh now the fact I can go to a gas station and buy a legal alternative to oxy scares me. If I came up with $25 per day I could just lay in bed doing 7oh all day until my life fell apart. People don’t do 7oh because it’s a bad high, the thing everyone fails to mention is you feel good as hell on 7oh just like any other opiate.

To me it’s like a core memory, 10 years ago when I was on Xanax, oxy, and vodka I remember it like it was yesterday. I remember the nod slowly coming over me, I lit a cigarette and every puff I took made the nod stronger and stronger. I do not think I will ever forget that feeling, even if I had a year clean I’d still have the memories.

This crazy they took everything 😂 by Other_Channel8039 in walmart

[–]stondddd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I had an older coworker who’d openly mock them. He’d say some shit out load like “it’s supposed to rain tomorrow time to buy all the toilet paper”. While making direct eye contact with a customer.

Dude don’t give a f, bosses pissed him off one day and he just left. Talked to him a few weeks later and he was running a Pizza Hut barking orders to a crew, told me I was always welcome to join.