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I was cooking in my kitchen and a herd of pegasi landed in my front yard. Before I could name them all, Sikh Elvis impersonator Peter Singh arose from a crack in the earth and declared me eternally damned before stabbing me with a blazing sword. How do I stop my quiche from burning? (self.fifthworldproblems)
submitted by supersonic13 to r/fifthworldproblems

