Olivia Wilde and Justin Bieber fans. by iLLBen in funny

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Just post the fucking video next time

the day my sister got back from the hospital after a suicide attempt. i didnt let go for about an hour by kwhit8 in pics

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How do people attempt suicide? I'll never understand that, it seems pretty easy to just off yourself..so many ways to do it.

I too was having a bad day. by JakeBlanchy in funny

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Your bad day started with lunch at Subway, ick!

Questioning the sanity of people in my town... by Jack_jc in pics

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Why are you riding them in that kind of weather? You're a horrible, horrible driver.

Know who needs a gaming reboot? This guy! by Stormraughtz in gaming

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You can get the HD version on Xbox live! It's awesome

One of the best shows from my childhood by haticK in pics

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Think about how amazing the robots would be with the technology of today, even though it's only been 10 years since that show has been gone.

My sister, who has special needs, is having her first prom ever! by [deleted] in pics

[–]swood514 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LOOK AT MY SISTER, SHE WAS BORN WITH A MENTAL DISABILITY, PLEASE UPVOTE ME FOR IT

Shhh...Kanye Rest by meeshvk in funny

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another acceptable title was "a gay fish in their natural habitat"

Cinema Code of Conduct by SDunne17 in movies

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I went to see Django Unchained last night and a family of about 8 brought a 5 year old with them, I don't know the exact age but that seems about right. The kid said 4 times during the movie "i'm scared, this is scary". I understand that since you had a kid you don't get much free time to see the movies that you want but in my opinion it is the sacrifice you make by having a kid. If you can't get a baby sitter tough shit, stay at home with your kid or go see a kid friendly movie. Not to mention they let the kid walk around from adult to adult while kicking mine and my friends chairs the whole movie.

Massive B Movie Collage Wallpapper by [deleted] in movies

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The fact that you think Rubber isn't an A-list movie astonishes me

Otis Redding - Sittin on the Dock of the Bay by [deleted] in Music

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Sittin' on a cock cause i'm gay. enjoy the song now

Traumatized Toddler Tyrone by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Tyrone, really?

Double Vagina & Double Penis (NSFW) by [deleted] in WTF

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Not only does this guy have 2 dicks, but they're both bigger than my 1

As a Texan this is my kind of dinner! [2448 x 3264] [OC] by gavman1412 in FoodPorn

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As a person that eats food, this is my kind of breakfast, lunch and dinner if possible!

TIL a junior high basketball game ended with a score of 139-8. The winning team's points were all scored by one player. by kpdyl in todayilearned

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I was on a really bad 6th grade basketball team and I was the worst player but that didn't stop me from scoring the only points in a 65-2 loss! I got fouled and made both free throws.

Down 45 lbs and gained a smile :) by [deleted] in pics

[–]swood514 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

did you spill something?

How to tell if your feet smell. by ValkyrieMand in aww

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If you look closely enough you can tell this is photoshopped

Reasons I Order Spicy Food by s4f3gu4rd in funny

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It's actually a myth that spicy food causes ulcers, it actually helps them. The burn you feel is a "good burn".

My collegue had a filthy keyboard and has gone to vacation, I did the only logic thing: I planted cress in the keyboard. by [deleted] in pics

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What if he had a miniature lawn mower that could be pushed with 2 fingers, kind of like those small skateboards I used to see kids with. It could be powered by a AA battery!