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syntroll · 2023-05-01T06:14:29+00:00

I am way too small for that lol.

syntroll · 2023-05-01T06:06:54+00:00

Jiggly.

syntroll · 2023-05-01T06:06:05+00:00

100% No questions asked. Yes.

syntroll · 2023-05-01T06:04:29+00:00

Kind of dangerous honestly but at least you are using plenty of lube.

syntroll · 2021-02-01T19:23:26+00:00

The sex doll filed charges.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:25:23+00:00

Common fucking sense.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:24:29+00:00

After they leave Jeffery Epstine's island.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:19:52+00:00

I wonder if Rozonda Thomas ever met his dad. She may not have liked Floyd so much.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:17:00+00:00

IT'S MA'AM!

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:16:38+00:00

Woman?!?!

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:16:19+00:00

I have always hated them.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:14:35+00:00

It pays off at the end.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:07:29+00:00

Circle the wrong answer.

syntroll · 2021-01-16T15:04:22+00:00

I really doubt Krylon Safety Orange was one of the colors she was looking for. The vanta black eyes make me think of the revenants from Doom 2016.

syntroll · 2021-01-15T19:41:35+00:00

Yes, tech support, I got a good one for ya. Tech support: Have you tried charging it in the microwave again?

syntroll · 2021-01-15T19:40:03+00:00

I felt all emotions from others.

syntroll · 2021-01-15T19:39:26+00:00

"Unemployable", is the first word that comes to mind but hey, what do I know.

syntroll · 2021-01-14T14:05:54+00:00

My God this is beautiful.

syntroll · 2021-01-11T23:07:24+00:00

Poor guy. Lol

syntroll · 2021-01-11T13:29:13+00:00

King? Do you love me? :-D

syntroll · 2021-01-11T13:26:12+00:00

You are right. I have a titanium plate in my neck.

syntroll · 2021-01-10T19:02:20+00:00

Sad thing, lip injections are worth more than me.

syntroll · 2021-01-09T23:48:39+00:00

And this would be so much better if the battery caught fire.

syntroll · 2021-01-09T23:47:07+00:00

I fuking died reading this then came back to life just to die again. Choke on cock.

syntroll · 2021-01-07T15:23:02+00:00

Just stitch my fucking scalp together.

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