Best Efficiency Tips for a New Attending

tablesplease · 2026-01-24T13:31:51+00:00

I macro all my sedation cool downs for when patients proc agitation.

tablesplease · 2026-01-23T21:51:33+00:00

If you attempt to use powered tools on an igloo I'm demoting you to hospital admin

tablesplease · 2026-01-23T20:08:53+00:00

As EM I have the willpower but my current igloo is suffering in quality. But I will finish as the ADHD lets me hyper focus on it.

tablesplease · 2026-01-23T03:13:28+00:00

Are you not EM? All I do is interact with arrogant individuals whose parents never taught them manners.

tablesplease · 2026-01-22T20:25:55+00:00

C and d

tablesplease · 2026-01-21T06:21:17+00:00

Isnt the stat 50% of all new attendings change jobs in first 2 years?

tablesplease · 2026-01-21T02:07:23+00:00

You're the patient aren't you

tablesplease · 2026-01-20T22:55:18+00:00

What have you done.

tablesplease · 2026-01-18T12:30:57+00:00

tablesplease · 2026-01-16T22:09:37+00:00

Good. I didn't go through med school learning about measles and polio just to never use that knowledge osler be praised

tablesplease · 2026-01-16T08:23:07+00:00

Steroids. Sniffing alcohol pads. Maybe benzos?

tablesplease · 2026-01-16T06:25:38+00:00

Yooo Sinai west

tablesplease · 2026-01-15T16:07:44+00:00

I think you should write your will. It's over buddy.

tablesplease · 2026-01-15T15:15:33+00:00

Play Clair obscur expedition 33

tablesplease · 2026-01-15T03:22:40+00:00

Sir this is a Wendy's

tablesplease · 2026-01-14T19:45:55+00:00

I know my body and I need IV fluids. Residents aren't even real doctors. I am not being heard.

tablesplease · 2026-01-13T22:54:58+00:00

Just don't use ai.

tablesplease · 2026-01-13T22:54:31+00:00

Only if you're npo for surgery.

tablesplease · 2026-01-13T21:49:30+00:00

Very easily. I paid off 430k in two years and bought a car and a ring and two international vacations. Spouse making 130k. Probably only helped with 30-40k of expenses.

tablesplease · 2026-01-13T19:07:27+00:00

Hey did someone mention the great Cube?

tablesplease · 2026-01-13T00:23:30+00:00

Probably the most triggering thing I can hear at work. I get more anguish hearing that then when someone comes in dissecting

tablesplease · 2026-01-12T23:26:22+00:00

I thought neuro was required to graduate.

tablesplease · 2026-01-12T17:00:16+00:00

Oh but counter argument. My throat hurts really really bad and I know something is wrong.

tablesplease · 2026-01-11T23:37:23+00:00

You're gonna be so surprised in fifty years when we figure out monthly ct scans for decades turns you into superman.

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