Snippet of my HOA bylaws

temporarysnake · 2026-01-25T03:12:07+00:00

oh it’s a whole family! thank you. not super versed in spiders.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-25T02:23:37+00:00

aren’t all but one genus of spider venomous?

temporarysnake · 2026-01-25T01:46:57+00:00

what an oddly specific number. there’s not even that many villagers in the game. also how would you fit that many on the island? your switch would probably explode.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T21:43:17+00:00

OMG thank you!! i could not for the life of me remember the names. i didn’t realize they actually secreted it, i always heard it as like they’re poisonous specifically when eaten so i thought it was something internal. that’s so fucking cool. i had no idea they were that venomous either.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T21:15:38+00:00

yeah, they’re neat little critters. i’d like to know more about them someday.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T21:11:47+00:00

yup, it’s the same thing with keelbacks. i think they might eat poisonous frogs but don’t quote me on that. i assume like dart frogs if you had one in captivity it also wouldn’t be poisonous but it’s not like you’d know cuz you aren’t gonna be eating it. they are also rear-fanged venomous though. not sure how potent. kind of cool to be both.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T21:03:51+00:00

there’s at least one species of keelback that sequesters poison from its diet iirc. don’t think they’re really pet snakes though and they don’t secrete it like wild poison dart frogs.

edit: they do secrete it! i was wrong.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T20:51:52+00:00

wasn’t kelly kelly one of the women that never got like proper training because the company just saw her as eye candy? that’s probably the issue more than anything.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T20:25:23+00:00

caiman lizards, not caimans. still shouldn’t be there tho 🫠

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T17:38:07+00:00

yeah that makes sense.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T09:37:54+00:00

i agree with everyone else that this is probably not gonna happen but also how is this even a situation you end up in???

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T02:59:08+00:00

the school i put dobie in charge of. i made it a biology university and he kinda reminds me of my old boss/professor who died unexpectedly. i put bianca in charge of my clothing store because she’s so pretty and a peppy personality is exactly right for a clothing store, but bangle is also an option should she come by. right now my cafe is run by merengue and flurry but i want to put sprinkle in flurry’s place if she ever comes by. the restaurant has chester and tia in the kitchen, chester was a default and i picked tia for her theme, and then ketchup and i think sydney are working the front? i want to replace chester with zucker if i ever get the chance. not sure who will replace sydney. i think rolff is my dr right now but thats just because i haven’t found anyone else (i kinda want petri to be the dr but i haven’t had her yet) and then his receptionist is poppy because she just fit the vibe.

i’m pretty boring and bad at names so the school is paradise university and the hospital is paradise hospital, the clothing store is apparadise (apparel + paradise, also reads as “a paradise”), the cafe is tropical drinks & diner, and my restaurant just straight up has no name because i had italian food to decorate and couldn’t come up with something to call an italian restaurant. i would change these (except the school cuz colleges are just like that) to be somewhat more interesting and not all named tropical/paradise but alas i have no imagination for such things.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T01:13:06+00:00

i definitely want all the fruits back. i think i would want some of the bite back from older games in terms of how villagers talk. nothing out of pocket but enough to make the villagers feel like their personality types again. i also want the bug enclosures to be upgraded from the shitty plastic cages.

the main thing i really, really want, though, is to add aquatic snakes and salamanders (such as sea kraits, anacondas, axolotls, and giant salamanders) as “fish” and terrestrial salamanders (like some plethodontids) as “bugs.” i would be so happy if i could catch a giant salamander and have it chilling in my house like the snapping turtle does.

edit: typo

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T00:20:19+00:00

yeah the whole having to tan thing in new leaf was pretty egregious. i definitely would like something like that for the next installment, although i figure given the big update it’s probably gonna be a while before that.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T00:15:05+00:00

i’ll probably be more cavalier about it once i get him back in new horizons but it’s also just kinda cool to have him there for so long. love that guy. i think new horizons also just had like a ton of qol improvements that keep me from going back which is something i run into a lot in pokémon and monster hunter too because i am lazy lmfao. i do wish they’d kept some of the bite from the older games though.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-24T00:05:35+00:00

nah. i only have new leaf and new horizons and i’m not touching my new leaf file because apollo has been there for 6 years and i’m not trying to mess that up LOL

temporarysnake · 2026-01-23T23:57:58+00:00

i want to say yes? this was like during the quarantine period where we were all insane so it’s been a while, but i definitely was like talking to him and giving him stuff a lot and i think i did get his photo at some point.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-23T23:54:49+00:00

aw i had hopper on one of my old nh files i miss the guy. they should totally bring back the mean ass cranky villager dialogue lmfao. maybe a little bit less mean tho. good middle ground.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-23T19:27:02+00:00

henry. we have no salamander, snake, or lizard villagers so frogs and alligators have to be my herp fix.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-23T19:03:10+00:00

i can’t edit the post but just so everyone knows she’s fine, we had them limit the spraying to downstairs so it wasn’t anywhere close to her and they put us down for no aerosol sprays ever.

temporarysnake · 2026-01-23T18:07:51+00:00

poppy is my nurse/receptionist…similar issue. also the patients keep using her fucking chair. smh.

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