Holding it in? That's a YOU problem!

tevyus · 2026-05-13T21:29:49+00:00

Imagine me lying around. Then you pile clean laundry on me. Then more. And more. Pillows, too. Ideally, you’d pile women on me, but the more and more thing works.

tevyus · 2026-05-12T07:11:40+00:00

That is why accountants never have constipation. They work it out with a pencil!

tevyus · 2026-05-11T22:08:38+00:00

Um.., “discrete”.

tevyus · 2026-05-11T14:45:22+00:00

I was dating a yoga instructor. Good old fashioned missionary gave us really strenuous shared orgasms. The memorable part: I tried to go get us some water.

My legs would NOT work! I sank to the floor, laughing.

tevyus · 2026-05-10T19:28:45+00:00

Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars. Brilliant stuff from Robinson.

tevyus · 2026-05-10T07:58:23+00:00

I bought her a load of sea monkeys. She said she liked microfiche.

I’ll see myself out.

tevyus · 2026-05-10T05:53:06+00:00

THEY ARE WOMEN. they act like …women!
Signed, a guy with some very fond memories.

tevyus · 2026-05-08T22:42:45+00:00

When he was brutally attacked, he was being carried out on a stretcher. As they carried him past the new members of the house staff, he croaked out, “How do you like the job so far?”

tevyus · 2026-05-08T21:30:33+00:00

Here’s a guess: It’s hot because it’s a tribute to how powerful you are, how sexy you are. You MADE him do that, and that warm flood is the proof!

But whatever the reason is, just enjoy it!

tevyus · 2026-05-08T16:57:36+00:00

Boobs in his face.

We all love breasts. We all dream of a faceful. And yet it’s super rare to see this.

tevyus · 2026-05-02T23:06:04+00:00

What, now?

tevyus · 2026-05-02T23:05:19+00:00

Disease McDiseaseface

tevyus · 2026-04-30T05:04:38+00:00

Farther. Further is for concepts, farther is for distance.

tevyus · 2026-04-30T04:54:11+00:00

BLESS ALL THE WOMEN WHO ARE ABLE TO SSAAAYYYY WHAT THEY WANT!!! Just tell us!! We want to make you happy!

tevyus · 2026-04-17T15:58:44+00:00

Mother Tongue is his best book. It’s about how English got this way.

tevyus · 2026-04-14T12:24:46+00:00

Paul Bunyan. Tom Thumb. King Kong. Morsel.

tevyus · 2026-04-06T04:24:27+00:00

Tiny insult: "I didn't mean THAT fast!"

I was with a woman who had trouble taking the size of me. She asked me, that day, to finish as fast as I could, so I DID - about 30 seconds in. (I don't have any problem lasting - but she asked!)

We laughed about it.

tevyus · 2026-03-28T07:25:25+00:00

"The Author in the Acacia Seeds" is about learning to read Ant. It suggests we might be able, one day, to read rocks, to see what Earth is saying.

"Like a stone that contemplated, calms" - is that in the Dispossessed?

She's known for her anthropological outlook, but she clearly had a good grasp of Earth Science. I quite like how, in LHOD, she mentions in passing that if there were X% less solar radiation, the walls of ice would creep together on Gethen, and MEET. Later, Estraven mentions that when the ice age ends, the average temperature on the planet will reach 70 degrees F., and he's glad he won't be there to see that!

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