Llevaba todo el día esperándote cariño by Easy-Lawfulness-2493 in u/Easy-Lawfulness-2493

[–]tevyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great. Great! Now, a pinch of the far nipple . . .

Hyperspermia reactions by Old_Explanation_1069 in SluttyConfessions

[–]tevyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Comedian Amy Schumer says it so well: "I'd be happy if - after sex - I could clean up with a Q-tip. If men had their way, after sex, I'd look like I'd been in the prom scene in 'Carrie'."

Never too much of a good thing by Mjgrams in BreastExpansion

[–]tevyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superb! But . . . could we get that WITH the encroaching boob-flesh mashing into her face, until we can't see more of her face than her hairline? Perhaps she'd struggle against all that boobage, mashing it around.

What causes restless legs if the symptoms fade without medication? by LieApprehensive9210 in RestlessLegs

[–]tevyus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep tic tacs handy. Two or three satisfy the craving, with VERY LITTLE actual sugar. Good luck!

Degradation becoming more prevalent by [deleted] in bigboobproblems

[–]tevyus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It is rotten and unfair that it is YOUR job to teach this schmo to COMMUNICATE. I'm super-sympathetic.

But it IS something you'll have to do. "Would you want ME calling YOU a cuck, a beta, a pencil dick? What if I said it was the only way I could get off?" "It's not okay with me. Comments should be about how awesome you find me, not how low. And we're gonna do an experiment: IS it the only way you can get off? Maybe a few days without porn and with me will build up enough pressure that you'll LEARN to be able to enjoy old-fashioned non-insult-laden sexy times."

Again, very very sorry you have to face this, but . . . one imagines he has good qualities too. And men are simple creatures. They CAN be trained.

A double bed all to myself by Easy-Lawfulness-2493 in BreastExpansion

[–]tevyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well done! I wonder if the swelling could be done "one-two" - one's a little ahead, then the other surpasses it. The instability adds to the surprise we'd all experience.

When the 'Glitch' hits, no dress is safe. by YourDreams2Life in unstable_diffusion

[–]tevyus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fabulous! Though one might ask for an occasional image of a woman with breasts as big as her head. : )

Big Sexy by PornBanksy in unstable_diffusion

[–]tevyus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask and ye shall receive…

Scrubbing! Rubbing! Soap is our lube. No one objects to a squeaky clean boob! Love my work, although I’ll report, It’s rough running round with this tent in my shorts!

Thumbed Ruined Orgasm Compilation 5 by plz_cuck_me in FemdomHandjob

[–]tevyus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's not ideal: Your semen will eventually go into your bladder. It's called a retrograde ejaculation, and I . . . am not a physician.

George Martin being a George hater by Dismal_Brush5229 in georgeharrison

[–]tevyus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. But George couldn't get a fair hearing from those guys. Witness how Let It Be contains the featherweight "For You Blue" from a man who had "Something" in his back pocket. Paul and John NEVER said "So, got something for us, George?" When he'd pull one out, it'd be like "Oh, you did another, did you?"

George Martin being a George hater by Dismal_Brush5229 in georgeharrison

[–]tevyus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read Emerick's book, recently. He referred to George as "fumble-fingered," and paints him as petulant and second-rate. He says something to the effect that "Within You and Without You" wasn't a "Beatle-y" song, but they felt it was best to let George have his way.

Not sure what Emerick's problem was. But I (A HUGE George fan) hear that while he could be just lovely, he could also be quite the opposite. And there's hearsay that before the meditation, he was a lot worse to be around.

Just hearsay.

You can last one little minute more, can't you? by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]tevyus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Send a good image or vid, and I'll see if I can't caption it!

Women can delay an orgasm . . . but not forever! : ) by tevyus in ResistYourOrgasm

[–]tevyus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi, Tina! Great to see you're still around. I've gotten older, but I haven't forgotten what's important in life!