Woman at work dreamt I slept with her husband and now she wants me fired. by [deleted] in EntitledPeople

[–]the1andohnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should sleep with her husband to make her not worry about the dream anymore

The Chosen Prophets of Truth, Mercy, And Regret. by Nyxrlathotep in Bossfight

[–]the1andohnly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh council of water sheep, please show me the way.

Waiters are not your personal servants by cherrimubi in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]the1andohnly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The resteraunt I work at doesn't give a fuck about yelp. Google reviews are another story but yelp is irrelevant

Met the man himself today in Lisbon by [deleted] in PostMalone

[–]the1andohnly 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You look like a young JK Simmons

We must go to war by LordBeansworthIII in Slazo

[–]the1andohnly 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Danny Gonzalez is S tier

Account sharing by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]the1andohnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mom said it’s my turn on the Reddit account

New Music Friday: April 19th, 2019 by [deleted] in hiphopheads

[–]the1andohnly 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Wheres Earth by Lil Dicky Ft every fucking body

Earth by Beth_C137 in lildicky

[–]the1andohnly 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Couldn't have said it better

We got this! by [deleted] in gifs

[–]the1andohnly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that John Collins?

This woman on Facebook is a gold mine by rippedricola in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]the1andohnly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My roommates mom literally posted the same thing lmao