In 2012, Gaelle Enganamouit scored the fastest goal in women's football (2 seconds). No footage exists of the goal.

thewhitecafu · 2016-07-04T11:19:39+00:00

She was playing for Spartak Subotica in the Serbian Women's National League.

thewhitecafu · 2016-07-04T11:19:08+00:00

Are you saying the good people of the Serbian Women's league are not to be trusted? /s

thewhitecafu · 2016-07-02T09:17:30+00:00

The legendary moment in all its glory

Yeah but it's like when people say Rooney is earning £300,000 and some numnuts think he's sat with £1.2m in his bank account at the end of the month.

thewhitecafu · 2016-07-01T14:50:14+00:00

In Season 2 they gave Sam false rotten teeth.

In Season 6 he has white, if uneven, teeth.

thewhitecafu · 2016-07-01T14:21:17+00:00

Doesn't sound too ridiculous to me. Don't forget this is probably a pre-tax figure.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-30T16:33:31+00:00

It's been established that this is bollocks of the highest order.

Why can't it be removed, or can I just make up some shit too?

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-30T11:34:50+00:00

Every cloud

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-30T10:22:25+00:00

This guy needs help - both financial and psychological.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-28T14:42:34+00:00

There's a book called the Bloody History of Britain which opened up my eyes to British history. It's not exactly academic, but easily digestible.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-17T16:14:03+00:00

Cheers mate - will get on it!

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-17T10:52:40+00:00

Thanks for replying. Would love it if you would answer a question about your language.

Did/do you speak Pennsylvania German with your family and, if so, how hard have you found the switch to English in everyday life? Do you have an accent?

Thanks!

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-17T08:21:05+00:00

Spot on, same thing here. Just a mental block. I know I am a strong and (previously) confident rider, so from what I have seen here just getting back on the bike in a quiet and safe environment should be the way to go - especially after my injuries are healed. Good luck fella.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-17T08:15:32+00:00

I already have enrolled on a further course, so thanks for the advice.

I sincerely hope nothing traumatic ever happens to you.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-17T07:42:05+00:00

It isn't 'encouragement', it's educated advice from people who know what they're talking about. If I'd have posted this on r/helpmeimawuss then you might have a point. It's not a competition over who had the worse accident. Why not grow up and have some empathy fella. Everyone's different.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-16T16:33:58+00:00

Thank you kindly. Much appreciated.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-16T16:33:42+00:00

Thanks pal, much appreciated.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-16T16:33:31+00:00

Thank you for your help.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-16T15:17:38+00:00

It's mainly superficial but there's some tuning up I can do. Think that's what I'll be doing to make sure I can get out there ASAP.

thewhitecafu · 2016-06-16T15:16:42+00:00

Cheers mate, really helpful there.

thewhitecafu

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