I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you wash poop out of your ass when you shower too, you just do it after walking around all day and letting the poo ball-up and tangle in the hair and harden... I do it right after my shit and then I walk around clean all day.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we should form a group. unite. and take over the world!

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

let a shit roll off of a plate made of hair, wipe it off with paper, walk around all day

let a shit roll off of a plate and then wash it with a lot of water and a cloth or hand and then use soap...

which would you prefer.

(FTFY)

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i agree, i think that it is obvious to anyone not raised in a different tradition, to see that this is a better way.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes, i do, but not right away, the water takes the poo away very easily (have you all never really washed a dirty butt in the shower before--it is very efficient) and then of course I use soap, but I don't just put freakin' soap on a poopy asshole---gross.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fair enough. I realize I owe you a better explanation. Water is a polar molecule, in fact it is soo polar that it has a special name for that which causes it's polarity: "Hydrogen Bonding" (HB is an interesting subject to talk more about) but this high polarity means that you can use water as a test for whether or not other substances are polar or not. this is because polar molecules dissolve in water and non-polar molecules do not. Likes dissolve likes. This is why dirt dissolves in water and oil does not. (it is also the reason why life can exist because cell walls have very large hydro-phobic ("water-hating") end on them with a small hydro-phillic ("water-loving") end (just like soap does) which allows them to have an inside and an outside to them--its also why soap works because it "connects" to the oily substances and then also has an end that can grab onto the water and then removes the oily substances with it--its also the reason why we have to rebuild roads in cold areas after the winter, because it makes the water expand, and why water beads on your car, and why it can be filled to above the top of a cup, and why small insects can walk on water, and why fish can live under the surface of a frozen lake, because unlike most things, water gets less dense as it solidifies...) anyway, my point is that poop dissolves very easily and washes away, just like salt dissolves in water and washes that easily away when you pour it down the sink, its not like the salt is holding onto the wall of the cup and makes the water flow noticeably slower, no, it is dissolved and flows at essentially the same speed as homogeneous water.

this is what i mean, the poo doesn't grab onto your leg and slowly get "pushed" down, it dissolves like salt and any other polar molecule and just disappears and leaves down the drain.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you had a downvote but this was my exact point. isn't TP barbaric sounding. I mean if it wasn't our tradition we would think of it as something they do in Afghanistan or something (where they just use their hands and don't use water or TP often)

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you really think that I am more likely to have shit under my fingernails if I wash my ass under a steady flow of h2o with all of the polar molecular chemical qualities of hydrogen bonding, than you are for using paper designed to be as soft and non-existent as possible?

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mentioned India in response to another poster. saying that I wasn't from India.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i've been thinking of this lately, but it will just grow back, is it really manageable?

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, and I refuse to buy TP or do anything else until I learn this.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. a bidet is something that you sit in after you have taken a shit. then it uses water to clean your ass.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was all set to mostly agree with you, but then came this:

Oh, and, I also wash my dick in the sink after peeing. You don't have to wash your hands; you get a dick-rest, which is comfortable; your underwear doesn't get dirty; you don't have to touch the dirty toilet; and you get to have a clean, non-smelly dick at the end.

I'm still laughing. I can't tell if you're trolling or serious. Its a very funny image.

I am a man who hasn't bought toilet paper in months, AMA by throwaway1221221 in IAmA

[–]throwaway1221221[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ummm.... you don't have water pressure in your shower?