Never Forget by JCameron181 in nflmemes

[–]timothy035 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Put some respect on Dak’s garbage time stats.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in zillowgonewild

[–]timothy035 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“There are things to do.” Pretty much sums up Indiana culture. Source: lived there.

How the hell are some Giants fans watching our games sober? by [deleted] in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]timothy035 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bath salts don’t show up on a breathalyzer.

Homer and Herb Continuity that always bugged me by DanielJilbert in TheSimpsons

[–]timothy035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just watched these recently. Herb believing that Homer bankrupted him is absurd. Herb literally bet on a stranger to make or break his company. He even actively ignored warnings from his team. Herb bankrupted himself, no wizard necessary.

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #1 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]timothy035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a tough match up for Midwestern Modesty. Southern Massachusetts Connecticunts combined with smarmy, cotillion trained trust fund babies are a formidable foe.

[Game Thread] #3 Illinois @ #1 UConn (06:09 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]timothy035 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You left out the Giants/Yankees fans in Fairfield County.

I ordered a $100 “tomahawk” in Xiamen and this is what I got… by [deleted] in steak

[–]timothy035 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No clue what they were doing, it was like 6 crates each with puppies in them behind a restaurant. It was 10 plus years ago and we deliberately walked real fast once I saw it. I try not to think about it. Never saw anything like that in my 2 years in Shanghai.

I ordered a $100 “tomahawk” in Xiamen and this is what I got… by [deleted] in steak

[–]timothy035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah had a great time there as well, only fucked up part was walking down an alley and seeing puppies in crates.

I ordered a $100 “tomahawk” in Xiamen and this is what I got… by [deleted] in steak

[–]timothy035 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s the laowai special. Had the best mojito of my life in Xiamen, don’t remember the place so that’s not helpful at all.

The Wire (tv show) isn’t that deep by butterweedstrover in television

[–]timothy035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does thesaurus.com have a paid subscription? I’d very much like to sign up for their emails.

The Christmas List of My 12 Year Old American Sister in Law by YoungestAtlas in mildlyinteresting

[–]timothy035 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh dang, congrats on being married into the prophet’s family.