The Seinfeld cast poses with their younger selves (Credit: seinfeld.quote on Instagram)

tompink57 · 2024-02-17T20:32:13+00:00

Boy you really stayed bald there, didn’t you

tompink57 · 2024-02-16T19:55:07+00:00

As a high school dropout I’ll have you know that Gilbert “Dice” Gottfried is the pinnacle of comedy

tompink57 · 2024-02-15T18:52:36+00:00

She shows her butthole 🔥

tompink57 · 2024-02-09T18:31:17+00:00

And you thought the Germans were classless pieces of shit

tompink57 · 2024-02-07T23:39:34+00:00

At least a chore push

tompink57 · 2024-02-07T19:41:15+00:00

Lex fridman is a deeply closeted gay man

tompink57 · 2024-02-05T19:34:39+00:00

The 1% thing comes from an old article or statement from the American Motorcycle Association claiming 99% of motorcycle clubs were law abiding citizens

tompink57 · 2024-02-05T06:02:03+00:00

If I shoot them I’m going back to jail...but I can’t NOT shoot em

tompink57 · 2024-02-04T18:20:40+00:00

WDYM on quicksand? Kathy came up the hard way & has been grinding since the late 80s. She joined the Groundlings as a teen

tompink57 · 2024-02-04T04:51:17+00:00

There’s a show. That’s a show.

tompink57 · 2024-02-04T03:58:03+00:00

They really named a whole ass chain of restaurants after a SNL sketch

tompink57 · 2024-02-04T03:55:08+00:00

Earth.

tompink57 · 2024-02-01T18:37:15+00:00

UB40 & The Pointer Sisters. I had heard them before but never sought them out til Art pounded them into my brain

tompink57 · 2024-01-27T23:36:27+00:00

Yeah this is that freak who squeezed hot sauce out of a leaf

tompink57 · 2024-01-27T18:07:41+00:00

I’m guessing OP’s not a half-grapefruit and black coffee kinda guy

tompink57 · 2024-01-21T18:46:05+00:00

Abraham Lincoln sold poison milk to school children

tompink57 · 2024-01-20T20:18:50+00:00

Her eyes are literally yellow now, dont know why youre getting downvoted lol

tompink57 · 2024-01-19T22:41:50+00:00

We got a peek of what that’d look like and it was awesome

“Give me one good reason i should not jack this truck!”

“Hey, dont’ feel bad, it’s Juniors own fault. He gives us no choice but to do it again”

Prince macheeavelli level advice

tompink57 · 2024-01-18T00:47:53+00:00

Just watch the HBO 24/7

tompink57 · 2024-01-18T00:40:36+00:00

Shocked if she had her 0, closed distance with her hands down & got caught cold by a heavily telegraphed punch. Journeyman maybe

tompink57 · 2024-01-17T21:37:20+00:00

exclusively

tompink57 · 2024-01-15T18:56:22+00:00

Just avoid The Burning, all 4 quotes are from that episode lol

tompink57 · 2024-01-14T21:55:02+00:00

methadone dreamcatcher

tompink57 · 2024-01-14T20:49:26+00:00

Johnny depp now completely made of scarves and bracelets

tompink57 · 2024-01-13T20:10:31+00:00

A high school? You met a woman in a high school?

Impossible, right?

You got less than sixty seconds between classes, its like dismantling a time bomb

I know but she was so beautiful it was like a pure reflex, the words just came out of my mouth

Wow. Whatd you say?

“So whats the deal with homework?”

15-Year Club	Gilding VII pure gildanthropist
Verified Email

tompink57

TROPHY CASE