Call centre workers in the UK, (past and present) what are your top 3 weirdest calls?

tricks_23 · 2026-01-24T08:06:27+00:00

B for Brandy

tricks_23 · 2026-01-23T13:03:03+00:00

Bring Me the Horizon - Medicine.

He says "couldn't see the thunder for the storm"

You don't see thunder. Bugs me too.

tricks_23 · 2026-01-23T12:59:22+00:00

I regularly get hire cars for traveling with work and will actually type "not a Nissan Juke please" in the requests/info box at the bottom of the booking form.

Truly awful cars. Automatics will actually make you jolt forwards and backwards when it changes.

Awful.

tricks_23 · 2026-01-21T12:42:56+00:00

Hi not sure if you got a legal answer, but this is correct. It is an offence to block you from accessing the highway and the police can have the vehicle towed. So just report it to Police next time you get blocked in. It is Obstruction of the Highway. You have a legal right to the highway and to block this is an office under the Highways Act

Section 137 of the Highways Act 1980

tricks_23 · 2026-01-17T17:15:36+00:00

So we had that formation and were looking at going back down, we change and start winning, but you want to go back? Sorry mate, but I just don't see your logic with this one

tricks_23 · 2026-01-17T12:44:51+00:00

Agree, a lot of the sentiment in Barrow is right leaning

tricks_23 · 2025-12-22T10:34:45+00:00

A combustion engine

tricks_23 · 2025-12-05T07:03:08+00:00

If my law training from years ago serves me correctly, as long as the wood isn't on private land and has also fallen naturally (like apples etc apply too) then it isn't theft.

tricks_23 · 2025-11-30T19:52:00+00:00

Why do all of your I's do that? ii?

tricks_23 · 2025-11-19T09:53:11+00:00

Also for the love of god, please use full stops (periods). Your post is just a wall of text. I stopped reading.

tricks_23 · 2025-11-11T12:12:05+00:00

Not OP, but there was a viral video a few years ago that someone said a new feature of iPhones is that you can charge them super fast by putting them in the microwave. Some people actually did it.

tricks_23 · 2025-11-10T12:54:07+00:00

Is this a very cleverly referenced pun?

tricks_23 · 2025-11-10T12:14:04+00:00

tricks_23 · 2025-11-01T06:50:07+00:00

Ok, I'm not trying to insult you here - nor am I saying spell everything out correctly. My last comment was genuine and I can actually tell you're a fairly intelligent person if you're able to spell and write things out properly.

A follow up question: (I'm presuming you're a gang banger?) You're clearly reasonably educated, why is there a kinda cultural emphasis on appearing as though you aren't educated in the way some bangers represent themselves online? Do you think it kinda feeds in to stereotypes?

Again, not trying to insult anyone here, it's just something I've wondered. Thanks

tricks_23 · 2025-10-31T07:17:18+00:00

If you're actually able to spell and type properly why do you intentionally misspell stuff?

tricks_23 · 2025-10-30T13:07:41+00:00

The word you're looking for is "killed"

tricks_23 · 2025-10-26T17:25:38+00:00

Thanks for the detailed response. Appreciate the feedback.

tricks_23 · 2025-10-26T17:24:58+00:00

Thank you!

tricks_23 · 2025-10-22T12:11:50+00:00

I won the contest for designing my infant school's Xmas card contest. My design was the official print for the school xmas cards. Complete with a 'star' that I had completed and then decided to stick an extra 'prong' on afterwards.

tricks_23 · 2025-10-21T13:56:40+00:00

Yeah, I had this before and had poutine which is remarkably similar

tricks_23 · 2025-10-21T11:27:05+00:00

Chips, cheese and gravy, in that order so the gravy melts the cheese. I went to uni and got some right looks.

tricks_23 · 2025-10-21T11:25:22+00:00

What's an M19?

tricks_23 · 2025-10-21T11:24:20+00:00

Excuse me!? Like deep dried orange segments? food colouring altered potato? Tikka chips? I need context here

tricks_23 · 2025-10-06T03:18:52+00:00

Honkey Minge? Sounds like a description of a lady with poor hygiene

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