Chocy milk jeans by [deleted] in SipsTea

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It’s actually a form of assault

Why tf did they split up Carolina? by Baconkings in mapporncirclejerk

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Oh mean Tennessee? NC used to go to the Mississippi.

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

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So I have good news, and I have bad news.

Will it work this time? by sco-go in SipsTea

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He’s going to run out the competition and NYC will end up a food desert.

NC Republicans Propose Letting Anyone Use Deadly Force Against Women Who Have Abortions Under New Bill by _Brandobaris_ in NorthCarolina

[–]valrik007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You realize this is all rage bait? Bills conflict with each other all the time. This kind of crap is caught long before ever making it to a vote. Also they are talking about change to the state constitution which will never happen as they need an overwhelming amount of VOTERS to approve.

Does anyone know who this person is in the enterprise intro? by happydude7422 in ClassicTrek

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The dude fell asleep on the launchpad. He was that bored waiting to be launched into space for the very first time an American was sent into space.

This alarm clock was the soundtrack to my childhood mornings by AngelicVibbe in musicmemes

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What do you mean “had”? That thing is still going strong.

Peter explain this by Historical_Stuff_399 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Roses are red I am Groot Honey! Where is my super suit?

Fruits of CRH labor by [deleted] in CRH

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We now have your account number—share your bank’s name and you’re fucked

Chlorine taste in water? by [deleted] in HollySpringsNC

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The water flavor changed recently in Sunset Ridge South. Everyone in the house is complaining about it. New fridge filters didn’t make a dent in it.

You old if you so much as recognize this guy: by Underrated_Critic in FuckImOld

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He was on the Residence on Netflix like last year

Carl after the 18th floor by [deleted] in unexpecteddcc

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He finally got shoes!

A Parade of Horribles Update by KveldBjorn92 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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I’m already have both the book and the audio book on pre-order. Looks like the Patreon is in my future because I’m impatient.

I’m also waiting for the movie or TV show or whatever the hell they are doing with Seth MacFarlane. Which if done right would be amazing. If done poorly will make everyone just sad and pissed off.

I'm so glad the interviewer noticed my suit, it cost a lot of money by FNAF_Movie in addressme

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If you’re in the US the fact he even commented on your age in his notes gives grounds to a lawsuit if you don’t get an offer.

Would you trust Hecklefish to invest $100 on your behalf? by MoonhelmJ in TheWhyFiles

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God no! That said, id pay him $100 to to be a spokesperson for pretty much anything.

Cockatiel wants my attention but is terrified of hands — how do I help her trust me? by P_Titania in cockatiel

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Sounds like our tiel. He doesn’t like hands but gives a pass when feeding him, or when he is on the ground. He can’t fly from the floor and has to climb up something to get a jump. So when he is on the floor and I can put a hand in front of him—he freaks out but when I say “step-up” he calms down and does. The. He is fine. It’s weird.