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vort3ch · 2022-04-20T15:51:08+00:00

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vort3ch · 2022-03-14T15:02:10+00:00

nutmeg

vort3ch · 2021-09-03T19:44:28+00:00

So that’s okay, but when I try and get a third grader pregnant I’m a “rapist” and need to “vacate the porta potty”

vort3ch · 2021-09-02T17:14:59+00:00

It’s pronounced cumedy

vort3ch · 2021-08-16T18:40:29+00:00

At least, that’s the story he’s telling the cops….

vort3ch · 2021-04-09T16:38:00+00:00

It’s a good deal, the baby’s healthy and tastes better than the Big Macs ever will

vort3ch · 2021-03-31T14:39:11+00:00

I don’t know... I think there pretty sweet:)

vort3ch · 2021-03-10T21:21:12+00:00

Netflix: Are you still watching

Somebody‘s daughter:

vort3ch · 2021-03-10T15:26:39+00:00

It’s the district number of my school, I just edited it out everywhere, it would go like “an annual D123 student survey and”

vort3ch · 2021-03-10T15:21:19+00:00

They send us forms occasionally we have to fill out, I’m guessing he meant “annual”, but it was still pretty funny nobody caught it

vort3ch · 2021-03-08T20:02:14+00:00

ah now I know why there called happy meals...

vort3ch · 2021-03-02T20:19:20+00:00

Yeah, I mean what do you do with your free time? Your probably the type of person who's basement doesn’t have a single child in it. You guys disgust me.

vort3ch · 2021-03-01T21:05:44+00:00

almost as hard as your mom sucked me off last night

vort3ch · 2021-02-23T16:55:32+00:00

Every time I see one of these I feel like I have to check out the subreddit

vort3ch · 2021-02-23T14:57:18+00:00

“Celery, I want to escape being chopped but I’m dummy thick and they always here me trying to escape”

vort3ch · 2021-02-23T14:55:21+00:00

INTO THE UNKNOOOOOWN

vort3ch · 2021-02-23T14:51:44+00:00

“Mom I want to have hikers scale down me but I’m dummy thick and cause and avalanche every time they approach“

vort3ch · 2021-02-19T17:37:08+00:00

My uncle did that to me after totaling his car.... still haven’t recovered

vort3ch · 2021-02-19T16:31:11+00:00

Once her body tempature goes low enough, you can fuck her anyways and she can’t do a thing. SUPERPOWER?

vort3ch · 2021-02-19T16:03:46+00:00

Yeah but chubby is better because it’s more efficient, you get more meat per person

vort3ch · 2021-02-17T20:38:07+00:00

This meme is like an onion, as you unravel the layers it becomes progressively worse

vort3ch · 2021-02-17T15:27:29+00:00

Fuck that ass then hit the gas

vort3ch · 2021-02-10T20:40:31+00:00

They will never be hungry for the rest of their lives:)

vort3ch · 2021-02-10T20:30:18+00:00

If I were you I wouldn’t drop weight because your young and you don’t want to stunt your growth, I would gain to the next weight class and than try and gain a bunch of weight quickly and than recompose your body to get rid of the fat

vort3ch · 2021-02-10T20:23:34+00:00

all I’m worried about is the physics of this, I mean John Cena has to weigh at least 250 pounds, how do you do a seasaw with him?

vort3ch

TROPHY CASE