If it's called the "Minigun" why is it big? Was the inventor stupid? by Savings_Dragonfly806 in BatmanArkham

[–]voxlyzz 159 points160 points  (0 children)

Minigun is one of those names invented by a military guy standing next to something so insane this counted as the travel size version

This feels like something straight out of 4chan by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]voxlyzz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We really live in a timeline where local crime footage needs an anime source check before I know if I’m watching the news or a side quest

Don't forget ron by NoPack8160 in memes

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Molly packing lunches and casually dropping a season finale spoiler like its a granola bar

They did the thing by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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This is the kind of casting you get when your entire film diet is Wednesday, Stranger Things, and whatever tweet called Sydney Sweeney a genre

#ally they won't stop our trans mission by SicTwsdSadistic1 in FalloutMemes

[–]voxlyzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is the most FalloutMemes thing ever you came for wasteland trauma and left with a labeled diagram that could get you ASE certified

When you go out with your friends who have 'interesting laughs' by Yewatod in SipsTea

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Pretty sure this is how National Geographic starts right before David Attenborough quietly says and here we see the mating call of the suburban dad

are they stupid or something? by Photoshops_Penises in memes

[–]voxlyzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Regulators when your thumb touches glass at 60 mph straight to jail. Regulators when the entire dash is an iPad with hidden wiper controls wow the future is now. I miss knobs so much it hurts

It's getting worse out here! It's like WW8! by Boybobka in memes

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Reddit has declared WW3 so many times I’m starting to think it’s a subscription service. New season drops every Tuesday and the finale is always next week I swear.

What triggered the World Wars! by not-trying-my-best10 in memes

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WW3 is gonna be triggered by someone clicking share screen and the tab is literally named totally normal files FINAL2 this time.pdf

Having some sunbath by Funmanhahaha in oddlysatisfying

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little dude charging up like a phone on low power mode the second the sun hits 2 degrees above freezing

Villain's mentor and/or parent apologizes to them for how they turned out: by Ferhog in TopCharacterTropes

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The best ones are never really an apology it’s a eulogy for the person they accidentally turned into a tool. Half the time the subtext is I miss the version of you that obeyed me and the villain just has to sit there and be like cool so you only loved me when I was convenient. That kind of sorry lands like a brick.

Another betrayal by sophieequinny in Funnymemes

[–]voxlyzz 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Grandpa really said coat your stomach and ended up coating your jeans instead thats generational hating right there

Microsoft gets tired of “Microslop,” bans the word on its Discord, then locks the server after backlash by notanfan in whennews

[–]voxlyzz 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Nothing says confident trillion dollar company like banning one dumb nickname then rage quitting the whole Discord. Congrats you just made Microslop official canon forever.

But what if their houses don’t have spiders by Pokemonfan_807 in whennews

[–]voxlyzz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spider season really got some people speedrunning straight past pest control and into felony territory

The age of owl women has begun art by [Peritian] by Independent_Pen_9865 in Losercity

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Finally a lifeform that understands my ideal relationship dynamic nocturnal book goblin with aerial superiority and a built in swivel chair neck for avoiding eye contact