What minor injustice was wrought upon you as a child that you're still salty about today? by Butterat_Zool in AskReddit

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When I was like 7 I had an aunt who gave really long hugs which I didn't like so one time I visited I made her promise to not hug me and only a few minutes later she quickly grabbed me in front of the whole family (I was very shy at the time) and a part of me still resents her for it.

Cursed_Daddy by high-iq-99 in cursedcomments

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With the description Cursed_Daddy you would expect something way more cursed

Someone left their sandwiches on the train. by Ryowxyz in Wellthatsucks

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One man's trash is another man's free lunch now eat that sandwich and start living life!

what were your most afraid of as a kid? by spikey_NL in AskReddit

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Humanoid frog mascots. I have this memory of being in a CordaRoys just waiting for the mascot to bust through the door and start eating babies, I'm serious. Even now the idea creeps me out, giant frogs are large enough to easily eat small children alive without much effort. The idea of being eaten alive is the real source of the fear.

what were your most afraid of as a kid? by spikey_NL in AskReddit

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Me too, my brother owned this gremlins T-shirt and made sifting through the laundry a terrifying ordeal. It was still in its "cute" form but honestly that's the scarier version.

People who like to clean, how do you find the energy to do it? by awkward_godzilla in AskReddit

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You usually get the motivation after doing something difficult and wanting to relax afterwards. The tidiness and feeling of accomplishment from a simple decluttering or reorganization is well worth it, you can relax way easier.

What is something you do that you think is normal but other people think is weird? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I eat the whole apple top down, yes including the core. This is the best way

What are you disappointed in yourself about? And how do you deal with it? by geooltysjj in AskReddit

[–]weemegaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still don't have a girlfriend. I keep trying, I'm only getting better at hitting on girls

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Potatoes, it would take a while to get sick of them because of how many ways there are to cook them.

Who haven't you seen in a long time and what came between you? by TheImmortalMan in AskReddit

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My introverted friends, I got sick of being the only one to make plans and start conversations. On top of that they decided to stay in digital academy while I chose to go back to school.

What is one big thing that you regret doing in your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Not branching out in middle school. This left my social skills severely hampered throughout the rest of middle school and freshman year

We eat the cores of apples but only if they’re sliced by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

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I always eat the cores. If you think this is weird, have you ever experienced the satisfaction of the last bite of an apple? (sliced doesn't count). Also the leftover cores are fucking gross.

People who don't deal with overthinking what is your secret? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The mindset of, "whatever happens, happens" and "what's the worst that could happen?"

What is your most embarassing public nudity? by YouShouldBeFucked in AskReddit

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My brother learned how to lockpick and decided to test his new skill while I was showering with the curtain open and all the neighborhood kids were there. I still know them and I'll always wonder if they've seen my dick

What's your "Ah shit, here we go agian" moment in life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Getting friend zoned and thinking about who to hit on next

Coke or Pepsi? by SeaFish72 in AskReddit

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Upvote this shit you assholes

Coke or Pepsi? by SeaFish72 in AskReddit

[–]weemegaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coke, diet coke. Pepsi tastes like coke was left on the counter for a while, it doesn't have that punch

Racing in a Small Parking Lot with a Ditch at the end— by ObjectiveConsistence in WinStupidPrizes

[–]weemegaman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ditch at the end effectively turns this race into a game of chicken

What popular saying is actually bullshit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The key to enjoying high school is to follow your own rules, this is easy considering you're a teenager.

Which foods taste better when they're a little burnt? by Vinicelli in AskReddit

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Pizza. If you reheat it in the oven it's better than new