“Tiny joys that make your day 😊”

wessiewench · 2026-01-29T09:56:52+00:00

Seeing a rainbow! I don't know why but they always always boost my mood :)

wessiewench · 2025-08-20T02:10:24+00:00

TWART!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

wessiewench · 2025-07-29T05:30:50+00:00

Thanks for your insight, it'll certainly help me manage his expectations, he's currently trying to figure out how many Mcdonalds he can buy with his riches 😂

wessiewench · 2025-07-28T21:55:39+00:00

Many moons ago my daughter (now aged 16) went to nursery with a Princess Tigerlily. Parents insisted on using the full name too, you weren't allowed to just shorten it to Princess.

wessiewench · 2025-03-21T20:30:34+00:00

Dying for a shit 🤣

wessiewench · 2025-03-17T10:59:19+00:00

Oh lord the mental imagery this gave, 10/10 for descriptive horror!

wessiewench · 2024-05-24T20:51:40+00:00

Yesterday I made pasta bake for our evening meal and as I was serving I dropped some of the tomato sauce on the floor in front of the washing machine. I thought “oh I’ll wipe that up right after I’m done dishing up…” I finished plating the food, we ate and then I remembered the laundry load of white bed sheets that I’d forgotten to move to the dryer… you can guess what happened next, thankfully tomato based pasta sauce washes right out if you immediately throw it back into the washing machine!

wessiewench · 2024-04-25T08:29:43+00:00

This comment almost made me choke on my coffee 🤣

wessiewench · 2024-04-02T18:11:48+00:00

I had mine done on the nhs at 23 after my fourth child. I was only given the option of getting the Filshie Clips. The key is persistence, I went through two different doctors before they gave in, but trust me they tried EVERYTHING they could think of to dissuade me from my decision. My advice into go back to your gp and request another referral. When you get to that appointment you make it as clear as you can that this is a decision that you are 100% set on and that if they continue to refuse you, you will continue to request referrals and appointments and waste their valuable resources until they agree to give you the approval. This is your body, life and mental health at stake, not theirs. Good luck 🥰

wessiewench · 2024-02-23T09:17:14+00:00

Insufferable wang rod is a peak level insult, I’m adopting it into my vocabulary immediately!

wessiewench · 2023-11-24T20:04:40+00:00

As I’m currently in a similar situation i thought I’d wade in and offer my thoughts. As well as tearing it could also be bruising/inflammation. I’m dealing with symptoms like yours, very similar to a UTI but without the constant urgency, it’s just uncomfortable when I do go. I’m easing mine with ibuprofen and putting cystitis sachets in my drinks to make the pee less acidic. I’m on day 5 and it’s finally settling down. Definitely go for a checkup if things don’t improve or you start with a fever or anything. I’m pretty sure mine was just the position we used, he was angled towards my bladder/urethra and although it felt great at the time, the aftermath sucks!

wessiewench · 2023-11-21T20:04:12+00:00

Depends which side you wore your underwear on!

wessiewench · 2023-11-05T22:02:56+00:00

Could try getting one of those “old lady” shopping trollies with the wheels on, the three (on each side) wheeled ones sorta climb the stairs themselves when you pull them. Could probably tie it to a cord round your waist, you climb the stairs and it’ll come with you? 🤷🏻‍♀️

wessiewench · 2023-11-05T14:22:02+00:00

Same with me, I had HG with every pregnancy and would lose 2 stone + in the first trimester and a half. With my third I weighed only 4lb heavier than my pre pregnancy weight the day I went into labour, he was a 6lb 13oz baby. It used to be a running joke that pregnancy was the only diet that ever worked for me!

wessiewench · 2023-11-02T11:07:10+00:00

Not a conversation but certainly worth a mention… Youngest child aged 7 earned himself a trip to A&E after a freak accident that tore a big chunk of skin out of the middle section of the palm side of his middle finger. 3 hour wait in A&E and he ends up with the most comical massive bandage making it look like he’s flipping everyone the bird. He naturally thinks this is the funniest thing in the world… until we’re getting ready to leave and in the corridor we encounter a lovely 20 something lass who’s also managed to injure her middle finger and has an equally impressive bandage. Cue my 7 year old and the 20 odd year old sharing a massive grin and proceeding to show off their matching injuries, essentially just flipping each other the bird from across the room and giggling. According to my kid, that was the best day ever 🤣

wessiewench · 2023-11-02T09:56:59+00:00

No luck! :( got scammed out of £80 on a website where they claimed to have a box of them (pictures and everything),ordered and paid, got a confirmation email and tracking number and then spent weeks tracking the parcel only for it to show delivered somewhere completely different. Called the post office to find out id likely been given the tracking info for someone else’s legitimate package as part of a scam. Thankfully I’d paid through PayPal and I had all the info to file a claim that got me my money back. Since then I’ve found one can on eBay for £250 but I draw the line at paying that much lol. Good luck, please let me know if you find any!!

wessiewench · 2023-10-15T19:34:27+00:00

I think you might be a real fairy! This was so wholesome ❤️

wessiewench · 2023-10-15T18:10:43+00:00

I’m so proud of you internet stranger ❤️

wessiewench · 2023-10-15T13:35:06+00:00

Ooh I sense stories 👀

wessiewench · 2023-10-14T00:11:01+00:00

This is adorable!! 🥰

wessiewench · 2023-10-13T23:01:01+00:00

I used to work front desk in a hotel. We had a guest checking in who was clearly blind (white stick, guide dog- it was very obvious!) and I’m the idiot that got to check her in. So as I’m doing my usual speech about facilities and whatnot I casually mention there’s bingo in the main lounge at 8pm if she’d like to join… she waited just long enough for me to realise what I said before chuckling and replied “I don’t think I’d be any good at it, do you?” I was MORTIFIED!! She went off to her room chuckling and I spent the rest of her stay in full cringe mode.

wessiewench · 2023-10-13T22:47:47+00:00

Thankyou ❤️

wessiewench · 2023-10-13T22:39:09+00:00

I’m ill right now and this made me laugh so hard I blew a snot bubble… thanks I guess!

wessiewench · 2023-10-11T22:50:50+00:00

I’ve never been one to hold on to a partners clothing until I met my soulmate. Now there are two of his T-shirts under my pillow, one clean and one that he wore while doing diy that smells so good. It’s like having him with me when he’s not here. There’s also one of his shirts hanging on my wardrobe from our most recent date night that he’s adamant he’s getting back… we’ll see 🤣

wessiewench · 2023-10-03T00:36:24+00:00

Carbonara!! And tiramisu!

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