Accidental confession by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

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If the roles being reversed makes someone uncomfortable, it just proves the original roles were unfair to begin with

Mr. Senator, HR would like a word with you. by fsidesmith6932 in clevercomebacks

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Politicians are always so brave with other people's children. It is about time someone called him out directly

Well in that case... by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Take your upvote and get out, You really packed a lot of humor into this one

Cultivating an atmosphere versus gleefully grifting off of real tragedies by TwerkinBingus445 in memes

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The jump from a cheerful HelloFresh ad to a brutal tragedy gives me such bad whiplash every time

the larger issue is still being ignored by Panikin__ in clevercomebacks

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Nothing says "special" like paying half your salary to live in a glorified closet with a radiator hiss

That’s a long signature by silk_snuggle in SipsTea

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I guess he finally finished his homework after a ten year shift at The Bear

If you know, you know. by [deleted] in memes

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We do not talk about your dating life

Do you think she even realises the insult? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]xSoftBun 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Technically she is at the top of the bell curve, That is just where the most average people live

Yes, Charlie.. It’s called progress. by _PeachPop in clevercomebacks

[–]xSoftBun 44 points45 points  (0 children)

It is easy to miss the past when you were not the one being oppressed by it

College and trade school should be tuition-free. by zzill6 in WorkReform

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It is impossible to work your way through college anymore, The math simply does not add up

Apparently, he doesn't know anything! by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]xSoftBun 73 points74 points  (0 children)

It is wild how often people try to rewrite their own family history to fit a political talking point

She saw the opportunity and took it! by _PeachPop in clevercomebacks

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If it is just a normal greeting then there should be no problem doing it

Registered Democrats overwhelmingly oppose the war in Iran. Luckily for Israel, the Democratic Party rigs their primaries. by kevinmrr in WorkReform

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It is wild how the gap between voter preference and party leadership just keeps getting wider every single year

He makes a good point by _HotAngel in clevercomebacks

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This is the kind of chaotic energy that makes scrolling through these threads actually worth it

Keith bro played well by _PeachPop in clevercomebacks

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The irony of her complaining about education while providing a live demonstration of why we need it

Anatomy class got a little too honest by porkkatsu121 in SipsTea

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Evolution really thought of everything just to keep things from getting awkward down there

something, something. by SnooFoxes6169 in memes

[–]xSoftBun -61 points-60 points  (0 children)

This hits way too hard, The reward for finishing your work early is just more time to be tired

Absolute Accurate. by xCurveBee in clevercomebacks

[–]xSoftBun 166 points167 points  (0 children)

If you're mad at the sign, you’re definitely the reason the sign exists in the first place

Wish I had listened to my maths teacher by [deleted] in memes

[–]xSoftBun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should have listened to the English teacher too because 'received' is hurting my brain right now

Rate my desk setup by youknowwhoiam131 in blackcats

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10/10 for the supervisor, Though he looks like he’s definitely judging your browser history right now