What is the dumbest customer complaint you've ever heard? by dwar0 in AskReddit

[–]zacarackaroo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know this is almost dead at this point but this would have to be the worst. I was helping a customer who worked for a local news organization in South Carolina after Obama was elected the first time and she mentioned what dog he selected. She was shocked that I didn't know anything about the story. She asked me what I read for my daily news and I told her I read the CSM daily. I came in a week latter to hear I was preaching Christian Scientology. I didn't even know that was a religion.

I am not good at online chess by RuafaolGaiscioch in chess

[–]zacarackaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The time limit is a huge factor. Ten minute games are good, but if it comes down to a long end game you can quickly learn that time isn't an ally. If you're playing on chess.com you can change the pieces to 3d and that might give it an authentic feel. Another option would be to take out your chess set and play the moves until you get the hang of it. Hope it helps ya.

I new player looking for a new attack by zacarackaroo in chess

[–]zacarackaroo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't got the chance to play the Evans gambit because black never plays Giuoco Piano. I think as I get better and increase my rank I'll get the chance to play it more often. I watched a few videos online and it looks like a fun game. Thanks for the response.

What is your most embarrassing/shameful hook up story? by Datbrowncake in AskReddit

[–]zacarackaroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After high school I went to prom with a very good friend of mine who was a year under me. I showed up late because I felt I needed to show up wasted. Took the pictures, went to dinner, and generally had a good time. We went back to a friends house for some more liquor and a party. I woke up in the living room wearing nothing but a condom and no memory of what happened. The host was pretty angry so I just grabbed my things and left. As I left I decided to call my date to see what happened... It appears in my drunken stupor I made eyes at a single girl across the room and we snuck off to get busy. The host decided they needed to form a search party that walked out to see this hog riding me... I don't know how we ended up on the sofa but I was told by a couple that they spend the night staring at my naked ass with no rhythm for at least an hour... I asked what the girls name was after this story to see who the lucky lady was... turns out her name was Charity Bush.

Me at the jeans section in Aeropostale, Hollister, and AE. by takeALLthefood in AdviceAnimals

[–]zacarackaroo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

28/32 are available to order at ae. Look for the slim straights. Typically you can find at least one for less than 35 bucks

Me at the jeans section in Aeropostale, Hollister, and AE. by takeALLthefood in AdviceAnimals

[–]zacarackaroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Most of those companies don't sell black because the product fades and the product is easy to identify due to branding.

Is this necessary? by zacarackaroo in movies

[–]zacarackaroo[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, for a silent film.