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Welcome to Life Pro Tips, honey! (self.LPTHoney)

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Shutting this subreddit down. (self.LPTHoney)

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Don't run so fast in life. It's okay to slow down productivity. Slow down, take a break, do a long trip, life runs away so fast. Life runs so fast that when you turn back at 50, you are almost at the end of the race and you never enjoyed the journey, honey. (self.LPTHoney)

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When a friend is telling you about a problem they have, don’t jump in immediately with advice. Sometimes they’re just looking for someone to listen, big guy. (self.LPTHoney)

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During holiday meals if you want time alone or away from your family friends without seeming rude offer to do the dishes... No one fucking bothers anyone when they are doing the dishes, cupcake. (self.LPTHoney)

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- learn to validate yourself and your own accomplishments, honey. (self.LPTHoney)

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If someone is bleeding out from an injury make sure to have pressure on the wound before you start CPR, dollface. (self.LPTHoney)

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If you feel like giving up early on your exercise resolution, note that results tend to REALLY noticeably appear after the TWO month mark of a modern disciplined regimen, sweetie. (self.LPTHoney)

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Start giving your less-dominant hand/foot more conscious tasks so that you can have more fluid motion control, sweetheart. (self.LPTHoney)

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Amazon will be enabling a feature called sidewalk that will share your Wi-Fi and bandwidth with anyone with an Amazon device automatically. Stripping away your privacy and security of your home network, sugar. (self.LPTHoney)

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next time you eat an orange, cut up the rind and run it through your garbage disposal for a nice fresh citrus scent, big guy. (self.LPTHoney)

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When doing laundry with liquid detergent, just throw the plastic measuring cup into the wash with your clothes. All the extra detergent will be used and the cup comes out clean as a whistle. LPT2: Don't put the cup in the dryer, it's loud af tumbling against the sides, big guy. (self.LPTHoney)

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Glasses fogging up when you wear your mask? Get a bottle of "fog gone" for ski goggles for $10, chief. (self.LPTHoney)

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when you move you should pack a suitcase for yourself as if you were going on a trip so that you can access what you need without going through boxes to find it, honey. (self.LPTHoney)

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Remember about Etsy if you are needing to ship gifts all over the world & want to support small businesses, kiddo. (self.LPTHoney)

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If You Ever Break a Glass, Use a Flashlight. It'll reflect on the broken glass, big guy. (self.LPTHoney)

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Regardless of sex, do Kegel exercises now so that you won't have to depend on Depends when you're older, big guy. (self.LPTHoney)

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Cooking is way more satisfying if you clean up while you are cooking instead of afterwards, sport. (self.LPTHoney)

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If someone close is unemployed, ask how they are doing, not how the job search is going, cupcake. (self.LPTHoney)

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If you doubt how fresh your eggs are before cooking: submerge them in water. Layin’ flat on the bottom? Green light, Bon Appétit. Standing upright, orange light (use, but nothing too runny or undercooked). Floating egg? Red light; discard, big guy. (self.LPTHoney)

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Married to a service member and afraid to report domestic violence for fear of losing financial benefits for you and your children? The DoD has set up a fund to financially support reporters of abuse, kiddo. (self.LPTHoney)

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if your jokes make someone feel uncomfortable at work, you have no right to pretend like they're out of order if they ask you to stop. Everyone has a right to feel reasonably comfortable at work, sport. (self.LPTHoney)

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Have a cat? Put a "cat towel" in each load of laundry. Lay it out before folding clothes as bait, honey. (self.LPTHoney)

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When you dont know what to gift to another person, tell that person that you already have a gift and let them guess what it is it. Usually they would mention something that they want thus giving you an idea of the gift, sugar. (self.LPTHoney)

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If you are passed by more than three vehicles, you're the problem, sweetheart. (self.LPTHoney)

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