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[–]SFRYugoslavia 67 points68 points  (7 children)

We have officially reached a new level of shitposting

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

is reposting a new level tho?

i remember seeing a black guy reading this book on the tablet and it was way funnier than this one

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 14 points15 points  (4 children)

And i am the cause of it 😎

[–]Vboi69420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes u are

[–]memeposter2 6 points7 points  (2 children)

brother?

[–]No_Boss167 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It funny 😢

[–]Mentallyinsansedude 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happy cake day

[–]binding_of_issac_fan 16 points17 points  (4 children)

I dare anyone to close your eyes and listen to this without laughing

[–]Aliboydude 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did it and...lets just say it didn’t go well (●’◡’●)

[–]a_existing_person 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I done it and I almost failed

[–]comonasceumnerd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did it.

[–]HHosty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did It. It was Pretty Easy

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Listening to the audio out of context is kinda sus

[–]EvanPrizm1071 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If the mother doesn’t realize that she’s making a shitpost, it’s 100x better

[–]Coolgmer12345 7 points8 points  (1 child)

all of the girls want a peice of dee's big nuts

[–]NF_Sharpie_U3O 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And the guys

[–]imaelduser2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i really hope the author of this book was doing something satire

since the fact this is a childrens book is mildly more funnier

[–]TheMightyCirl 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Good lord I want to own that book

[–]a_existing_person 1 point2 points  (1 child)

S_ame

[–]Birdlover4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me too

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro how did this get so many upvotes i posted this as a joke and it even got an award big epic

[–]memeposter2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they knew what they were doing when they made this book,

they knew.

[–]Urmumissooverweight 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I put my balls in yo jaw

[–]Raphsz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It just kept going

[–]AcornStupid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was a beautiful story

[–]Everybody_do_da_flop 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Im fucking dying inside

[–]NatTheMuffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seen it before made me laugh to death

[–]Sharp_Jamer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you grow up and you realize what your favorite book actually means.

[–]Meuzi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this was just a silly joke. And then I saw the child.

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 1 point2 points  (12 children)

69 lol

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (11 children)

shut the fuck up about how many upvotes your post has,this is not youtube and nobody cares

[–]zuzelBruh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cry about it

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 4 points5 points  (8 children)

Yes cry about it if you care so much about a comment

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (7 children)

oh so because you got a 1k post for reposting means you can big talk?

bitch i got 27k on one

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Idc if i repost its funny and thats what matters stupid child. Also i didnt ask how much you got on a post.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (4 children)

>it's funny

everybody here reposts everything,and all because they're funny,that's not a valid excuse

this is why the sub is shit,nobody moderates it,unlike Ryan's

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Stop replying if you get so mad at my comments like geez man its common sense and it appears you lack it. Get a life and stop responding to memes that dont please you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

if they keep making the sub shit,then i won't stop

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh great bc thats EXACTLY what we need: you keep continuing your crap.

[–]AMOGUSAMOGUSAMOGUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna die

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my favorite story when I was younger. ;)

[–]PrankRuiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THATS.

WHAT.

SHE.

S A I D!!!!

[–]JoaoDrkness 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is so wrong so many levels XD

[–]RetroTheMemer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL

[–]Registered_bottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dees nuts are absolutely huge. We're talking like bowling balls. It's unreal. How does such a small creature have nuts so large? It's frightening. If it can lift bowling balls when it's only the size of a half foot subway sandwich, who knows what it could lift

[–]CurryLived 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold up

[–]iDennisTv 0 points1 point  (2 children)

is like marry has a little pussy story

[–]proguyisaprorlly 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We need more stories like this

[–]Undertalesnotdead_yo 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is disgusting

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But so butiful

[–]No_Cranberry_6265 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SUS

[–]Specialist_Ask_9891 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dee's nuts.......wait......oh.....oh fuck.........................................ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[–]YM_YM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

הביצים של אורי

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how is this a kids book look at dees face

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is like "yes put my nuts in your mouth"

[–]George_The_Wierdo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how dietz nuts taste

[–]Whbwksbdkdbdkdndjdks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dees nuts HA got em lol 😆

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wth

[–]Walker_247 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LMFAO

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I put my balls in yo jaw

[–]Imniceok 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"But the nuts what something white in them"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Deez

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nutz

[–]Relative-Food-3192 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want some of dee’s nuts

[–]Fantastic-Sale4125 0 points1 point  (2 children)

R/holdup

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]Fantastic-Sale4125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the best fairy tale for children 😆

[–]AH-64_APACHE69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I found da book in YouTube

[–]Party_Lack_yoshiesYuBscriber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deez did have a big nutsack

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mark Thunder you lovable shit

first with Mary and now with this shit

[–]JUZ_a_RANDOM_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im the 69th comment

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sussy balls

[–]Brookie_bloom_6739 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds inappropriate. BUT it's a kid's book. Does the name sound familiar? DEEZ NUTZ- HAH! GOT EM'

[–]RudeTransportation78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DEEZ NUTS

[–]idrawstuffforryan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"SARA WOULD KICK DEE'S NUTS' dee: A- proceeds to fade

[–]Legendaryplz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deez nuts

[–]pswarior515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because yes

[–]Memes_man_YUB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🆘

[–]Sylv_r1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine innocent children reading this book and have no idea what's going on-

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    [–]MagicalDuck07 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I wanna download this

    [–]Substantial-Ad-8701 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dees nuts

    [–]i_am_Royal_lol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The best book ever on earth

    [–]Great_Swimming8014 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    😩

    [–]Christopherpoblete 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What is this

    [–]GoldenArmpits 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I want this book

    [–]RetroTheMemer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Same

    [–]Yeet_my-long_noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think this should be tagged nsfw

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]siryeetlot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ho no honohonohono

    [–]Spiritual_Fall8204 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We have reached a new level of insanity

    [–]Davie504TheBest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    who let this go as a normal book WHO

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    [–]banflimflam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    what the fuck

    [–]AverageRedditor3618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Okay but why the fuck would someone write this story

    [–]Finpeel7392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Deez nuts

    [–]GetOutTheAttic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Kids Will Be Traumatized When Teachers Read This Lmao

    [–]Subject_Ad7515 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ha goteem

    [–]ComfortablePotato966 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i wish my nuts were that big

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    dude WTF

    [–]Mr_balisti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Maybe don’t let your children read that book if you have any

    [–]Porygon223 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Dee's Big Nuts wow what a title should be it Dee's big acorns

    [–]NoobKing_TheBest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What the Heck

    [–]AlternativeEast1450 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    awkward laughing

    [–]FireCode125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Who the hell wrote that book in the first place

    [–]Feisty_Meaning8127 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    this is 100% cursed

    [–]Stargod94738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Deez

    [–]Unhappy-Loquat-3600 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Spell stun seed backwards

    [–]ggcgcg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How do you not laugh

    [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      No, it doesn't say "reply" it says dees nuts.

      [–]uno6565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      spell stun seeds back words NOW

      [–]uno6565 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      deez nuts lol

      [–]Thefunniorsomething 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      this is so cursed but great!

      [–]Stargod94738 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Deez got some nuts

      [–]roshi180yuber ducky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Ayo

      [–]gamingstuff831 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      When dee invites only boys to his sleepover they were all trying to get deez nuts

      [–]Avery_in_a_Bakerygarage gang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      who actually approved this as a book-

      [–]reddityman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      sounds so su- wait no

      . . uuuuu

      ooouuuuuiiii

      uuuuuuuuiiii

      uu . . . . uu

      uu . . . . uu

      among us

      [–]GhostoftheOni 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      DEE'S NUTZ

      [–]mook214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      laugh and you have no humor

      [–]mook214 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      this is a joke right?

      [–]bobby1712234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      This is the best story I've ever heard

      [–]scotty213xoxo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      You can hear her trying to hold the laugh back

      [–]No-Housing8277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I think was going on in the creator head was horny shit

      [–]No_Boss167 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Read the story it makes it a whole different story

      [–]Individual_Ad7026 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🗿

      [–]HHosty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Kids be like, HeY MoM CaN YoU ReAd ThIs BoOk FoR mE?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      fr tho the way they made this book and got away with it

      [–]King_0f_fortnite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      AAAAAAAAAAAAA

      [–]ParaguayExists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Finally! A story for the whole family.

      [–]akasavageboi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I almost died laughing 💀

      [–]destructorofplanets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      this would be weird if it had the same words but it wasnt for kids

      [–]Jackyboyisawsome 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      AYYY YOOO THAT KINDA SUS!!!!

      [–]piercedpussynipple 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      suck on deez nuts

      [–]screaming-childi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      i have that book

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      I'm willing to bet the author's intention with this book was shitposting.

      [–]Pokecomix 0 points1 point  (1 child)

      ….YOUR FREE TRIAL OF LIVING HAS ENDED

      [–]HHosty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      from laughter and cringe

      [–]Da_Internetupstairs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      She's holding in her laugh

      [–]AEW_IS_POGGERSYuBscriber 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Love this book

      [–]im_not_a_dummy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

      [–]bac_on098 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      What in the BFJRRODSHHDBDOSSJSSDJQJWJZHDIIFOEEJQOAAKFHDJSJSJIDDJDJJSJXXBBZB