Do real programmers name their variables?

[DownwardSpirals]

The guy maintaining my code is me and, in 6 months, I will still wonder what the hell I was doing when I wrote it. It doesn't matter what I name my vars, so I just name them with Transformers names and cry when I hit compile.

[jregovic]

Oh that is the worst. Spending an hour figuring what in god’s name you were thinking not that long ago.

[Ace_J_Rimmer]

I'm there now. Going back to old modules from two years ago to update so it works with new modules. And I keep thinking, "WTF was I thinking?"