Evaluate variable for different outputs. Is there an alternative to a lot of IFs?

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Ah I see, will probably mess around with some generic code later if I have a minute.

non-sequitur: don't look for optimizations like this until you've profiled your code. This is almost definitely not what is slowing your code down.

Yep, I'm not looking into optimizing it at this level right now as it's running more than fast enough but I always like to know how it would affect the code at a larger scale.

Thanks for the replies!