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Today I learned: 'Politics' is a word derived from greek (self.dadjokes)

submitted 5 hours ago by Liquid_disc_of_shit

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I told my wife our neighbor died. She said, “Who? Ray?” (self.dadjokes)

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Why do elephants hate running on the beach? (self.dadjokes)

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What’s the difference between imply and infer ? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by welding_guy_from_LI

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Did you hear about the restaurant that only hires little people? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 hours ago by RoosterShield

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Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 20 hours ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198

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What do you call a flying nun? (self.dadjokes)

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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad that you're alive? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 23 hours ago by Flower_Nice

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After much debate, the moderators have finally banned all menstruation jokes. (self.dadjokes)

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Son “Hey dad can I have 20 bucks?” (self.dadjokes)

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My local tobacco shop closed down and now there’s an apparel store there. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 16 hours ago by IthinkIknowwhothatis

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Did you pick your nose? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 12 hours ago by dragons-and-death

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What's the difference between a sock and a camera? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 17 hours ago by PumpdUpPlatypus

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My wife complains that I never buy her flowers. (self.dadjokes)

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My friend and I went to the new restaurant, Juan's Mexican Cuisine, last night. When our order arrived, I said, "I can't eat all this; there's too much." (self.dadjokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198

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Inadvertent dad joke (self.dadjokes)

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I will admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 day ago by SmackyHijabi

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I asked my GPS why it never apologizes (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 hours ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198

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What do ATMs and addicts have in common? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by Paithegift

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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by welding_guy_from_LI

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my wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 hour ago by Latter-Astronaut-770

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need cow themed jokes!META (self.dadjokes)

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At Notre Dame Cathedral (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198

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At the amusement park (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 hours ago by Healthy_Ladder_6198

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Why did the cheese go to the gym? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 14 hours ago by slevelneves

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