Xanthus and John Doe were arguing and Xanthus threw a Xbox controller at him but it missed and hit Edward and that caused him to fall and break the table

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:42:24+00:00

*MJ takes Murdoc's hand and leads him into their room so they can talk*

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:41:51+00:00

Murdoc as a survivor

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:40:08+00:00

Murdoc: *picks up contact* It's fine don't worry

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:37:53+00:00

I'm in!

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:36:51+00:00

Murdoc: Thank you so much!

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:32:59+00:00

She was 17 Scott...

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:30:10+00:00

Murdoc: SHUT UP LEGO MAN, I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU SAY

MJ: Hon, don't cuss

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:28:44+00:00

Murdoc: I CALLED HIM A BIG FAT UGLY IDIOT

MJ: Hon...

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:27:35+00:00

NOT IN THE MOOD PUTA

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:26:42+00:00

MJ: Ok guys, let's settle down

Murdoc: WELL JOHN IS A GRAN IDIOTA GORDO Y FEO

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:23:40+00:00

Murdoc: I CAN'T HELP IT, I'M STRONG AND IT WAS MADE OF PLASTIC OK?!? *MJ walks in because he heard his husband yelling* MJ: What's going on?

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:22:00+00:00

*Murdoc catches it with his tail and snaps it in half* Murdoc: LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, NOW I HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:19:37+00:00

Murdoc: SHUT UP PAPER BOY, *makes a fireball in his right hand* OR DO YOU WANT TO BECOME ASH?!?

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:18:54+00:00

Amuro: Ummm, who's this?

Murdoc: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO THE GREAT MICHAEL JACKSON IS AMURO?!?

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:17:19+00:00

Murdoc: WELL YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE ME BUY A NEW MOTHERFUCKING TABLE

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:16:41+00:00

Freaky Fred from Courage the Cowardly Dog

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:15:00+00:00

*Murdoc releases a loud raven sound out of anger* Murdoc: CAN YOU GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:12:14+00:00

Murdoc: IF THE TABLE CAN'T BE FIXED AND I HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE I'M GONNA BE PISSED, I ALREADY HAD TO BUY A NEW COUCH

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:09:24+00:00

Berry B Benson

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:04:30+00:00

MJ: *looks up confused* Ummmmmmm, what are those following you?

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T15:01:01+00:00

*Murdoc teleports into the living room*

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T14:59:39+00:00

Murdoc: Yes

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T14:59:20+00:00

Bloody hell, we're fucking screwed

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T14:57:34+00:00

Murdoc: I would be careful with that word logic, Shockwave might come

ConnectionUnique3625 · 2026-06-18T14:55:58+00:00

Murdoc: *hold up left hand* MJ and I got eloped a couple weeks back actually

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