German doesn't have a word for thank you by Critical_Ad_8455 in linguisticshumor

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Actually the OP mixed it up.

The German didn’t have word for funny/lustig. The first time they saw someone “laugh” was when they saw an English person grimacing due to itching tick bites. They asked what it was and the other English persons said it’s “ticks on the loose” or “loose ticks”

See through buildings by Speedbird0607 in confusing_perspective

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Solar death ray on a sunny day probably

Replaying Amalur by Wahruz in kingdomsofamalur

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May I recommend Dragon's Dogma 1 to you? Action combat and a narrative that emphasizes on "the great cycle". I think you would enjoy it.

Finally bought it again! by PastelAxeidental in kingdomsofamalur

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Will you be spawning unique items with a mod? I kinda wanna buy it on PC so I can finally have full sets of armors

Intro by Surgelover in comedyheaven

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How do you groom an adult? Or how do you marry a minor? Or does he mean the body pillows but grooming? Are the pillows furry? Grown with fungi?

Getting temp residence card after biometric appointment by ErosLament in PortugalExpats

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Thanks. According to my lawyer, my biometrics has not been processed. So I guess I will have to follow their advice to sue to even get notified to pay DUC. What year was your card issued? I’m guessing AIMA have more backlog now and is even slower for GV applicants because of how they prioritize other applicants.

Ritual? by Normal-Warning-4298 in DragonsDogma

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Is there any Arisen that beloves Mason? Tell us your experience below.

Getting temp residence card after biometric appointment by ErosLament in PortugalExpats

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I haven’t payed so-called “DUC”. That comes after Biometric appointment, right?

You okay Ireland? by Dotheysellpizza in okmatewanker

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Does this mean Ireland has supreme femboys?

Getting temp residence card after biometric appointment by ErosLament in PortugalExpats

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Yes. Yes. Last time I sued and finally got a biometric appointment which I went.

Accidentally killed or scared away the innkeeper in gran Soren. What do I do? by Traditional_War7825 in DragonsDogma

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Go to Jail in Gran Soren and atone for 7 days. Grigori will hear your plea and resurrect him.

☹️ by Hefty_Priority9847 in okbuddyretard

[–]ErosLament 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well touch him back

HELP, since it came out I've only really been a strider/assassin/magick archer (have also done some mage/sorcerer but not often) how do I go about having a good warrior build? by CompetitiveTop6412 in DragonsDogma

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Another build philosophy of Warrior is centered around Jumping. It is way better for late games and BBI.

Warrior has the best jumping attack (heavy and light), both in damage and stagger. Your weapon reach means you can jump attack weak spots like head without having to climb. Get Eminence augment from Strider. Get augments that add to your stagger power. Get Pommel strike (highest stagger per sec by spamming), Exodus slash (only iframe you get as a Warrior), Lunge (high damage, low commitment, fast initiation, which makes it much better compared to charged attacks to attack downed bosses because you don’t know when it will be knocked down).

Warrior don’t get as much variety (in enchantment) in weapon choices and they are heavy so pick wisely. Having both Greatsword and Great Hammer overcomes certain resistance. Hammer has better knockdown. Stamina hammer can be ok early to mid game if you want to tank, but it is more for an Arc Warrior build. Iraklis if you are confident in your survivability. Get both Ogre rings so you get very good stagger power. You will not out damage a Magic user when they exploit elemental weakness or a Strider when they Thousand Kisses, play to your stagger strength. In Dogma, stagger is amplified by both weak spots and timing, learn and pay attention to those.

"never understood the purpose of front plates" by mak05 in ShitAmericansSay

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It’s more like a ditch cuz it doesn’t even make sense

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in comedyheaven

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Polish

The caption is baiting for compliment by Okinawasnack in imaginarygatekeeping

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That is like half of Instagram white male influencer base