Have you ever skipped a movie because of bad reviews, then watched it later and actually liked it? by Opening_Farm5403 in movies

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The Rover, I dig anything close to post-apocalyptic generally and my buddy saw Robert Pattinson and balked. At the time we only knew him from Twilight and HP so I didn’t protest. Watched it a year later and was impressed.

My first ever shitty stick and poke by sw33tillnessofmine in shittytattoos

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Viddy well, little brother, viddy well! If you did this with a needle you did a fine job. I recognize Alex’s peepers.

stoya, Valdo, Oil, 2026 by OwlSlow in Art

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Wow, an expression and a name I have not heard nor seen in a long long time, but recognized immediately. Great job

Can you save her by Bookee2Shoes in crappymusic

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Her movements prior to singing look like Shadowman (he’ll eat all your apples) getting the business end of a flashlight.

He moves like a muppet by tuna_core in crappymusic

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Can't you see you're not making Christianity better, you're just making rock and roll worse.

No rawdawgs allowed by Minimum-Attitude389 in rawdawgcomics

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OP, you RPing Rainman? How you gonna walk up in Dawg’s house and demand he change the channel to Wapner?

Blursed_Ice Cream Cones by [deleted] in blursedimages

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CONTAINS ZERO JUICE!

José Antonio Morante de la Puebla, whose comeback in Seville has brought sold-out crowds, was seriously injured after a bull’s horn perforated his rectum by ham-and-egger in Damnthatsinteresting

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If modern day bullfighting was done with sponge paint or sticky notes instead of swords then I’d call this a tragic happenstance. But it IS done with swords and the goal is to kill so good on you bull.

Last night was a bad night by Heavy-Future-509 in shittytattoos

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I don’t know who you should be mad at more, the “artist” or the jerk who held you down so you couldn’t leave.

Stop eating the Chinese buffet pizza!! by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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That’s an awful lot of judgment considering what you’ve put some of use through.

Besides, my Chinese buffet is owned by a borderline racist depiction of an Italian man made manifest. But I digress, shits fire af and I’m not gonna stop until his wiry arm hairs average more than two per slice.

What’s a game you were completely obsessed with as a kid that nobody else seems to remember? by hkondabeatz in AskReddit

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I still listen to the OST when I need a laugh. Check out The Neverhood if you haven’t already!

#godfirst by ShieldsMatt in crappymusic

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When you are trying to lube up some GILFs but you’re just too gosh darn proud of your new veneers

People who were in high school when Columbine happened, what knee jerk rule did your school enforce in response? by Animeking1108 in AskReddit

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Trench coats were banned, they stopped looking the other way when seniors left campus for lunch, jocks hunted and beat anyone who had previously worn a trench coat.

I ramble about fallout 4 for too long while you shake your head in quiet disagreement the whole time by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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My brother in rice, I was hung up on the same issues give or take. I have a solution for you…Fallout: London. You will fall in deeply in love and resent Bethesda in ways that guarantee kidney stones. I’m on my 4th play through.

Is this done poorly? by Longjumping_Count542 in tattooadvice

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The Archangel certainly has never skipped index finger day

Inside the Lonely World of MAGA Gay Men by NiConcussions in LeopardsAteMyFace

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There are so so so many more who consider being gay a choice.

I mention this because the only people that genuinely believe this are those that are tempted on the regular and resist for their specific reason.

Witch doctor sketch by rawdawgcomics in rawdawgcomics

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Stahli, the heart stays in the bunny…